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Snake Eyez defeats Eazy the Block Captain

Recap: A more versatile, (“You don’t buy no milk, put food in the house, true story, talking crazy, when I’m the reason your son got them new Jordan’s!) personal, condensed and punch-heavy Snake Eyez goes in on a (“It’s ironic how my reach got longer after I ate a thot, now I gotta play Snake games!”) solid, gun-bar heavy, but elongated Eazy the Block Captain, scoring a victory on yet another Philly battler with erstwhile sports bars, flexing wordplay and a steady stream of menacing bully bars.

Verdict: Snake Eyez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Snake Eyez – “Run up on me while I’m leaving, I’m clapping, Larry Bird, ’88 3-point contest…I’m shooting with the jacket!”