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DNA defeats E. Ness (Rematch)

Recap: If you’re Elliot Ness, the chance to redeem yourself after the horrible showing you spouted in Summer Madness 2 versus DNA should be a blessing. Especially in Philadelphia, with your hometown crowd amped at every bar you spit and there being zero chance you could whine about a supposedly biased crowd. And with a now performance-heavy Ness having changed his style of rap so much since their last battle, who knows what could happen this time around, right? Well, if you still predicted DNA dishing another 30, you’d be absolutely right as the NWX leader used a fleet of rigid gun bars, some robust name flips and salacious schemes/punchlines to easily beat back the mostly pedestrian bars from his opponent during all 3 rounds of this rematch. But hey, at least Ness stayed professional and kept his mouth shut during DNA’s rounds and didn’t whine this time around.

Verdict: DNA (W) 3-0

Favorite line: DNA – “I’m done with logic, don’t throw no water, don’t touch my pockets, or everything I need will point [needle point] at E…fuck a compass!”