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Steams defeats Diesei

Recap: Using some slick (“Fuck is y’all selling me Diesel for, [when] I’m already on Smack?!”) wordplay, fierce name flips and hearty punchlines, a confident Steams survives a sputtering round 3 to take the first two rounds and beat an overall (“Watching Ninja Turtles taught me having a gun so bigger gun…man that shit is wack, cuz’ yeah the ‘ooouuu’s will give you bigger shells, but it’ll also create bigger rats!”) solid, but slightly undermanned with the bars Diesel in this West-coast Traffic battle from Smack.

Verdict: Steams (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Steams – “I serve vets, why y’all give me this herb next?, I’ll bursts tek’s or you’ll get poked in the temple like church sex!”