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Nu Jerzey Twork defeats Bobby Lee

Recap: A solid performance by up-n-comer Bobby Lee, filled with plenty of fierce (“You wear clothes that are one cheeseburger away from you fitting them!”) wit and nice punches, is still edged by a better Nu Jerzey Twork, who shows up here with fiercer gun bars and some exquisite (“Watch your raps, or your mama clapped, the .9 extend, don’t let the reason she get clipsed [clips] to the back of her head, be Bobby pen [bobbypin]!”) wordplay to take this one-rounder brought to you from Body Bag Battles.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “I’ll push your grandmama down the stairs and holler ‘Life Alert’!”