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Stuey Newton defeats Drugz

Recap: Punching (“I know I’m a long way from home, but I’m far from pussy like a long-distance relationship!”) extra hard from the jump, Drugz’s first non-PG, URL battle goes pretty well and leaves a mark. But a slightly more consistent Stuey Newton, witty at times and dropping (“And next is the easy victim, I’ll swing Rome DMV by the arms and beat you with him!”) haymakers all over the place with reckless abandon, takes this dope 1-rounder that set off an Initiation card.

Verdict: Stuey Newton (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Stuey Newton – “I will scrape and stretch Drugs, I need all the extra’s!”