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Jakkboy Maine defeats Kaboom

Recap: Jakkboy Maine pollutes the air with ringing gun sounds, salient name flips and stirring (“I caught him a Home Alone set-up y’all…and my trap now Booming like a bitch!”) punchlines to beat back a gritty and (“This shit will kick off from the door…Mister Rogers!”) punch-heavy, but elongated and not as consistent Kaboom in this one-rounder from The Battle Academy.

Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “He started croaking, then I let go of Boom under water, that’s an implosion!”