Recap: Taking advantage of an elongated Quban in the latter rounds, after surviving a blistering and gun bar-heavy 1st round from his opponent, a more condensed and forever witty Squeako uses a fire Gooonies scheme, some piercing personals, righteous struggle bars and a bevy of spitfire punchlines to edge the 2nd and easily take the deciding 3rd round for the win in this URL Survivor Series 3-rounder.
Verdict: Squeako (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Squeako – “So when I went broke, I turned mean after that, I served the feens so much soap, I turned clean after that!”
