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Rum Nitty defeats King Jables

Recap: A bit reach-prone at times, but still a hella dope performance by a (“One leave ya cheek, this bum be deceased, no Amish tradition, but y’all see Rum spring a [Rumspringa] leak!”) punch-heavy King Jables gets beat a superior showing by Rum Nitty who along with dishing fluorescent gun bars, scores a gang of more intricate {“Stupid haircut that you got, gonna make me chase you out the spot, or gun butt you with the Glock, the rebuttal gonna make your bangs [Bangz] go off the top!”) punches, some fiery name flips and a ridiculous amount of visceral darts to earn the 30 in what was still a competitive 3-rounder from iBattle.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “I hit heads [Bwoh!], whoever told you I misled [missed lead] gave you the wrong idea!”