Recap: A mostly clean showing from the witty and street-savvy, but often slip-up prone Stumbles still isn’t near enough to beat back a stellar (tho a little long-winded), wordplay/personal-lit (esp. with the phone recording of his opponent in round 3), gritty and punchline/haymaker crazy 3 rounds from Boze The Bambino in this URL UM4 first-round matchup.
Verdict: Boze The Bambino (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Boze The Bambino – “Your death will look natural Stumbles like a speech impediment!”
