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Pristavia defeats HNH Zeek

Recap: In this 1-rounder from GOTG, while he was a little longwinded with his punches, a solid and gritty effort from HNH Zeek would make things competitive. That still wouldn’t be enough however, as even without much of that gospel chin music, Pristavia’s gang of raucous punchlines, fierce similes and piercing personals would give the Christian battler the win.

Verdict: Pristavia (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Pristavia – “I’ll hurt this dude, I figure why preach to him when I could give you his corpse instead?, this dead nigag trying to make it through the Gates like the Walking Dead!”