Recap: In this 3-rounder from URL’s Outside 5 card, after getting out-punched in round 1 thanks in part to the performative and bullish (“Brand new gun, I ain’t even get to clicking, fresh out the box like Altoids, mint condition!”) punching, personal crazy and gun bar-lit stylings of Ms. Hustle, Lu Castro mounts a comeback that ends making this one a debatable. The former Goonie utilizing his wit to score a little more in the latter two rounds to go along with a bunch of seedy set-up/punchlines, performance-rich bars and stifling personals to edge round 2, before both battlers came equally hard-hitting and quantitative in Round 3, making the final round a tie and the bout a debatable.
Verdict: TIE
Favorite line: Lu Castro – “You’re not manly or anything, you’re just a handsome woman!”
