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Ooops defeats Quban


Recap: Just because you know what’s coming doesn’t mean that you can always prepare yourself for it. As Quban finds out here, what with the DMV battler (who altogether gave a dope effort with some sizzling name flips, rigid wordplay and gritty punches/personals throughout) sighing out load upon hearing the first few words from opponent Ooops in round 3, knowing damn well what was coming and still, after the two split the first couple of rounds, falling victim to another gripping, poignant and socially-conscious final round from an activist/battle rapper who’s made his 3rd’s a must listen.

Verdict: Ooops (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ooops –  “I get it, you did what you had to do and shit happens, Uncle Sam pointed and said he wanted you, but we know that was big cappin'”!

Family Man Hays defeats Brixx



Recap: A couple of Grind Time vets, Family Man Hays (fka Syah Boy) and Brixx, deliver a fire and competitive punchfest for the 1st round of this KOTD #GP2020 tournament. A bout that was also noted for its solid name flips, stinging wordplay and piercing personals, fter the two split the first two, a righteous at times 3rd by Brizz gets beat by the steadier hitting and more haymaker-lit Hays for the win.

Verdict: Family Man Hays (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Family Man Hays – “I got two .50’s like I just joined a Forex group!”

Chef Trez defeats Lotta Zay

Recap: Two vets in the game, Lotta Zay and Chef Trez, battle like you’re supposed to when there’s $50K on the line: sheer, aggressive intensity to go along with a gang of blistering punchlines. And while a boatload of spirited name flips, boastful barbs, steely wordplay and righteous heat also played a huge part in this KOTD Grand Prix tourney 1st round matchup, after the two split the first two rounds, it’s a slightly more haymaker-lit Trez who takes the deciding 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I get the mill and clean house like a single parent!”

Emerson Kennedy defeats Chuck Book

Recap: Whether he was challenging his opponent’s heritage, mocking his battle rap career or taking on the usual personal directives we see towards Emerson Kennedy, newest Loud member Chuck Book certainly had his moments during this 1-rounder from GOTG. But it’s a way more condensed, name flip-lit, 4-bar set-up crazy and and wordplay spicy EK who gets the win here.

Verdict: Emerson Kennedy (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Emerson Kennedy – “I’m from the West so I already know that the Chuck’s run big!”

Arsonal Da Rebel and A. Ward [DEBATABLE]

Recap: A gang of steely wordplay to go along with some disrespectful/righteous name flips/punchlines by Arsonal combined with a more versatile flexing with heavy schemes, ill set-ups/punchlines, NJ battle rapper darts and witty/’disrespectful’ (“I will convert all your music to cassette tapes and only put the songs on side B!”) barbs equates to a debatable in this dope 1-rounder from The Rap Committee.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Arsonal – “You Kansas City crackers, I don’t get tho, your whole congregation anti gang bang, but all invested in some Crypto [Crip tho]!”

Xcel defeats A .Ward

Recap: Opportunities are opportunities, but I’m taking on a couple of dope pen’s like Ill Will and Xcel within a week’s time, might just be asking for too much. Not that A. Ward, with his ability to spout witty barbs, rigid punchlines and wily off-the-dome heat didn’t keep things competitive. But in this 3-rounder from IBattleTV, Xcel’s piercing wordplay, fierce set-ups, boastful punches, bruising personals and witty/righteous heaters wins him all 3 rounds here.

Verdict: Xcel (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Xcel – “Now answer me quickly so the subject can change, I won’t speak ill on your God because we one and the same!”

Jerry Wess defeats Brooklyn Carter


Recap: Hard fought 3-rounder from We Go Hard stands out with it’s variety of gritty punchlines, but also due to the underlying theme of two WGH vets who’ve reached very different levels of success when it comes to their battle rap career. And while the at times righteous-spitting Carter served up yet another splendid outing here, once again warranting bigger plates, it’s the slightly punch-heavier, rugged Brooklyn touring, metaphor/performance/scheme-stunting and personal-lit Wess who takes both of the latter rounds for the win after a first round debatable.

Verdict: Jerry Wess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jerry Wess – “I get a nigger in Red Hook, stab him with something sharp bro, big knife, cut out a nice part in Brooklyn…Park Slope!”

Yung Griz defeats Sozee

Recap: Dressing like Yung Griz doesn’t equate to out-punching Yung Griz as Sozee learns in this VLMG & Tha Kulture 1-rounder with Griz utilizing a bunch of boastful barbs, mocking personals, some dope wordplay and a boatload of stinging punchlines to beat back a hard-hitting at times, but mostly subpar punching opponent.

Verdict: Yung Griz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Yung Griz – “I’ll send ya soul, when I hit the scene, split him in half, big blade, look like a guillotine, now he So-so, that was average…still was mean!”

Frak defeats Dizaster

Recap: For all the controversy this Frak vs. Dizaster battle from KOTD’s Grand Prix tournament created in the battle community, overall it really that good. The ever-loud and aggressive Diz coming off as lame with his constant disrespectful, touching, tough-guy act while the more carefree Frak’s attempts at humor and politically-righteous darts not only falling short half the time, but often coming off as obnoxious. That said, Frak playing Diz with the 2nd graph was dope and as far as the outcome goes it should’ve still had Frak winning as the Bay area emcee edged the 1st before getting the favor returned in the 2nd. Afterwards, a clearly punch-heavier Frak would take the deciding 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Frak (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Frak – “Bro, you know what rhymes with Dizaster vs. Soul Khan? [yawns], that shit was so long!”

Mackk Myron defeats Casey Jay

Recap: Casey Jay’s glistening gun bars and piercing personals make for a solid effort, but in this 1-rounder from Bloody Scene, one too many mediocre punches from Casey combined with a Mackk Myron hellbent while delivering a wicked combo of scathing personals, salacious/bruising punchlines, potent wordplay and righteous 4-bar set-ups, just proves to be too much in the end.

Verdict: Mackk Myron (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Mackk Myron – “You little, pretty-eyed big head bitch, I kinda dig it, she swing, I gotta right [write] for this bitch…I’m Quantum Physics!’

Th3 Saga defeats G Lowe


Recap: From IBattleTV, G Lowe and Th3 Saga put on a slugfest for 3 rounds, one littered with a gang of gritty punchlines, rigid Christian-themes darts, some piercing personals, rich storytelling bars and hardbody heaters. After the two split the first two rounds, another close and exciting round, the 3rd, gets edged by a more consistently potent and slightly more haymaker-lit Saga (who also had a boatload of dope name flips throughout this battle) for the win.

Verdict: Th3 Saga (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “You’ll always be below 3 of them things and I follow under the Trinity!”

Swamp defeats Goddie Lumenati

Recap: Gritty and a little unorthodox with the ability to kick a lot of wily street missives, Goddie Lumenati can be problematic for almost anyone, especially if you’ve been battling so much as Swamp has of late. But helped in this Takeoff Battle League 1-rounder by Goddie’s frequent slip-ups towards the end of his turn, a pretty flagrant with the personals and slightly punch-heavier Swamp gets the win.

Verdict: Swamp (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Swamp – “Facebook gangster, you better go to any nigga page but Shaun Paige!”

Ill Will defeats A. Ward

Recap: Competitively speaking, Ill Will and A. Ward bring the heat to this 3-round RBE battle that was highlighted by a handful of spicy freestyle’s/rebuttals on both sides. Yet, for all the racial shenanigans, personal shots at Loso, Christian-laced darts and righteous punches by Will to go along with the mocking imitations, hitting personals, fierce schemes and solid name flips/punchlines by Ward, with a surprising load of mediocre lines, a few reaches here and there and quite a few dry spots from both battlers, although this bout was both entertaining and close throughout, I wouldn’t say that either Will or Ward brought their A-game (which in Ward’s case could be due to him battling so much of late). That said, after A. Ward edged round 1 and Will returned the favor in the 2nd, a still spotty at times but also condensed and more consistently hitting Ill Will edges the final round for the win.

Verdict: Ill Will (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ill Will – “These white boy’s get in the game and think they us, that’s what changed duke, why the fuck would I give a fuck about Regulators when we still seeing Strange Fruit?!”

C Double defeats Chef Trez

Recap: Gotta come clean on these Verbal War Battles and despite having some harder bars overall, Chef Trez’s inability to ride the beats better than his gritty, name flip/mayhem-rich and uber-confident opponent C Double costs him the win in the latter two rounds after a debatable 1st.

Verdict: C Double (W) 2-1

Favorite line: C Double – “Look at the Chef, mill got him frightened, make the wrong move I’ll air him firing!”

Swamp defeats G-Queen

Recap: Courtesy of Pyrexx Battle League, nice effort by G-Queen in this 1-rounder, the femcee using a boatload of gritty bangers along with some personally uplifting gems to make quite a statement. For Swamp tho, apparently a week away from his Geechi Gotti battle, an angle-lit and storytelling/witty combo of salacious personals, boastful barbs and home state stunting would earn the South Carolina battler a close win.

Verdict: Swamp (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Swamp – “If I kick in your fucking door, the kids? I’m leaving them, I believe in them!”

Cortez defeats Jakkboy Maine

Recap: Rapping, at times, with the speedy, mayhem-lit flow from his old Grind Time days, but in this case a bit more versatile (esp. with the personals), scheme-friendly and rigid with the wordplay, an overall more condensed Cortez does enough in the 1st and 3rd round to beat back the oft-biting, unorthodox, but not-always-stealth 2-step styling’s of Jakkboy Maine in this 2nd-round Ultimate Madness 3 tournament.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Cortez – “Yellow tape the body he could model for oft-white!”

Rum Nitty defeats Drugz (Rematch)


Recap: From the 2nd round of URL’s Ultimate Madness 3 tournament, Rum Nitty uses a barrage of sizzling punchlines, rigid name flips and steely personals/wordplay to handily beat back a personal-loaded, but overall spotty Drugz (who ironically seemed to do better against Nitty in their 1st bout).

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “The first time I took Drugz, I ain’t play no games…I’m Len Bias!”

Casey Jay defeats Prep


Recap: UM3 2nd-round matchup between Prep and Casey Jay comes down to the round 2 (too many slip-ups by Prep in round 1 cost him there, but he clearly out-punched CJ in round 3) which the mighty gun-bar waving and slightly more spicy with the punches/personals Casey Jay edges for the win.

Verdict: Casey Jay (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Casey Jay – “Your whole class passed you and lapped you Brandon, you don’t know if you want to be Urkel or Steffon, you’ve had a hard time branding!”

Geechi Gotti defeats Swamp

 

 

Recap: A couple of dudes who just teamed up for a 2-on-2 together, Swamp and Geechi Gotti, meet up in the 2nd round of URL’s Ultimate Madness 3 tournament and it’s a more versatile and steadily hitting Gotti, dialing up everything from head-ringing street missives, bruising punchlines, piercing name flips, witty personals and even a fly 2nd round rebuttal who does more than enough to take all 3 rounds for win over his gritty, but topsy-turvy opponent.

Verdict: Geechi Gotti (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Geechi Gotti – “Nigga this ain’t a game, you said you broke down mo’ dimes than Kevin Samuels, that’s how you livin’? That ain’t shit bro, I ain’t kiddin’, you need to know the dope game how I’m really livin’, cuz I love you, but I had more O’s [hoes] on my track than Lenny Williams!”

First Ladii Flamez defeats Stace

Recap: From Bloody Scene, a mid-round roasting session on her opponent amongst a gang of bruising punchlines just to add some levity to her turn and First Ladii Flamez proceeds to make easy work of a solid and gritty, but not nearly as potent Stace in this 1-rounder.

Verdict: First Ladii Flamez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: First Ladii Flamez – “You stupid fuck, why would you agree to be my speed bag?, been knew these punches mean, you just proved I got a clean jab!”

Real Deal and Tu Sabe [NO CONTEST]

Recap: As intense and biting as Tu Sabe got his personals during this 1-rounder, you kind of got the feeling that even a vet like Real Deal could tolerate only but so much. And something must’ve happened to unnerve Sabe or RD during Deal’s turn as the battle suddenly got interrupted and cut off midway through RD’s round, leaving this Homegrown Battlegrown bout a no contest.

Verdict: No Contest

Ryda defeats Drugz

Recap: OK, I’ll just come right out and say it, I miss The Goonies…now back to our regularly scheduled recap. Besides the ever-excitable Drugz talking through his opponent’s round at times, ex-Goonies, Ryda vs. Drugz for 1 round on Battle Rap Trap, is a dope one. The Gun Show putting away the firepower for the most part and getting busy (and witty) with a fierce angle on his opponent’s alleged drinking issues, sex life and street cred. On the other hand, a more versatile Ryda was consistently on go what with a stellar round of shrewd name flips/metaphors, hard-hitting personals, righteous schemes and piercing punchlines/wordplay. A close one with enough intensity and skeletons coming out the closet to likely lessen any chance of the Goonies ever getting back together, the more haymaker-lit Ryda gets the edge here.

Verdict: Ryda (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Ryda – “You got into the NBA of this shit and couldn’t perform well in the street?!, You had a one-on-one, with Moon, one the block, hands up, you was never supposed to be leaving your feet!”

Danny Myers defeats Kang

Recap: Dope showings with plenty of mayhem and boastful lines verbalized here by both Kang and Danny Myers in this 1-rounder from GOTG. And while the two also spouted some stinging personals and head-ringing punches along the way, Danny’s more witty barbs coupled with a couple of spicy rebuttals gets him the win.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “I got an experiment, I need y’all to do this with me, if there was an undercover agent disguised as battle rapper, who would it be?!”

Chess defeats Loso


Recap: Dope URL App exclusive battle here between Chess and Loso features a gang of blistering name flips from both battlers to go along with some righteous personals, wily angles, unfettered Christian-themed darts and piercing punchlines that altogether kept the battle ultra-close for 3 rounds. Each battler extolling on Chess’ memorable win over Loso’s 4 Horseman bro Th3 Saga some years back added some extra spice to the battle. And Loso’s passionate bars on his family’s struggles with certain vices and how they helped shape him as a man, were also gripping. That said, while Loso being a ‘fake Christian’ (as Chess alleged during one of his rounds) is hard to fathom, assisted a bit by Loso attempting to get virtuous with his opponent in an indignant manner that K-Shine pulled off better during his battle with Chess, the CakeLyfe capo’s ability to get extra busy with some sublime wordplay throughout the bout much less present a more cohesive package with his bars allows Chess to edge an exquisite and punch-heavy round 1, before a more set-up rich, spirited and supremely well-arched 2nd by the 22yo allows him to edge that round too for the win. A pontificating, but more consistently hitting Loso would edge the final 3rd round to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Chess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chess – “Ya man talkin’? I’ma hook his jaw, then I’m checking Lo’s [Lowes] like Home Depot ain’t have what I was lookin’ for!”

Bill Collector defeats Quban

Recap: Bill Collector made it known online how disappointed he was in himself after his recent Big T battle and judging from this bout with a pretty solid, but at times lackadaisical Quban, he wasn’t kidding. ‘Ol Billiano getting busy, after a bit of a slow start, with a clean slate of punches/hot wordplay as well as a couple of hot rebuttals while spouting a bunch of gritty (and at times witty) back to back burners/name flips in the latter half of his turn during this Do Or Die Battle League 1-rounder, to gain the win.

Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 1-0

Favorite line; Bill Collector – “Thinking you a Don Qub?, till this A. [.8] Boogie you down, like the Bronx in the 80s!”

Steams defeats Craig Lamar


Recap: The ‘Craig/Friday’ name flips are at this point a no-brainer. But an otherwise gritty, wordplay/personal-spicy and back-to-back punch-lit performance by Steams gets him a 30 over a solid at times, but also flow-challenged to the point of choking away his 3rd round Craig Lamar in this App Exclusive battle from URL.

Verdict: Steams (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Steams – “You more metro than a San Francisco trolley!”

J Murda and True Maserati [DEBATABLE]

Recap: From TrapHouse NY, aggressive and gritty punch-fest between J Murda and True Maserati comes with an at times heated barrage of sizzling street missives, righteous showmanship, fierce name flips and hard-hitting personals (esp. in round 3). A fealty too for witty bars on each other’s crew and Spanish hijinks, after the two split the opening rounds, it’s only right that a blistering 3rd by both battlers makes this one a draw.

Verdict: Deabtable

Favorite line: True Maserati

Ty Law defeats Kashmoney

Recap: Still underrated to this day for his punch game, Ty Law uses a boatload of wily similes, some hitting name flips and piercing gun bars to beat back a brazen, but mostly pedestrian Kashmoney in this 3-rounder from Bar4Bar Rap Battle League.

Verdict: Ty Law (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Ty Law – “They say if this was the 80s you’d be dealing the work, nah if this was the 80s you’d be in LeVert!”

Ryda defeats Nunn Nunn


Recap: Helped by a wayward bar spitting (rd. 1), but also aggressive and punch-heavy (esp. during round 2 which he edged) at times Nunn Nunn piggybacking themes that have been used on him aplenty in the past (i.e. the Silk shirt, the notorious Mike P battle and Swave Sevah’s ‘You pussy’ diss), a versatile, righteous when need be, spicy name flip-tossing, gun bar/punch-lit and witty Ryda does enough to take both the opening and deciding 3rd round for the win in this close App exclusive bout from URL.

Verdict: Ryda (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ryda –  “Nigga’s always talking about Ryda be drinking and treat ’em like it’s a fucking joke, but now I ain’t coming back until I get Nitty or Ill…I need my Rum and Coke!”

Zay Smoove and Jakkboy Maine [DEBATABLE]

Recap: One-rounder from GOTG sees the ever-unorthodox Jakkboy Maine comes through with a fly rebuttal, some solid name flips and whimsical wordplay during his turn. Yet, while he did rap nearly twice as long as his opponent, a consistently gritty, name flip/personal-savvy and steadier flowing Zay Smoove does manage to stoke enough heat to make this a draw.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Zay Smoove – “We wanna know how God let you survive lupus just to cause the culture cancer!”

Kyd Slade and Johnie Alcatraz [DEBATABLE]

Recap: Fire 1-rounder on GOTG between a returning-to-the-battle-rap-scene Johnie Alcatraz and Kyd Slade sees the former deliver a gang of haymakers via a bunch of slick wordplay, stifling gun bars and rich punchlines/metaphors. On the other hand, Slade would be equal to the task, using gritty storytelling, some hard-hitting (“No cap, like if you fall off, you probably gonna get lost and need a road map, I’m a take it back to the box, stick and a string, yunno the old trap!”) trap talk, authentic street shit, witty personals and some well-laced heat of his own to force a debatable.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Johnie Alcatraz –  “Mausberg, put the pressure on Kyd like ‘Who you wanna live with, me or mommy?!'”

Klutz defeats Palmer Boi

Recap: This 1-rounder from Deathwish Battle League sees Klutz take down a pretty gritty and witty at times punchfest from opponent Palmer Boi with a boatload of aggressive boasts, festive gun bars, some crazy name flips and double entendre’s as well as a host of twisted wordplay and slick punches that more than made their mark to gain the win.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “God pen, I never bit a flow, but I could probably walk on it!”

M. Ciddy defeats Ooops

Recap: Sure, some of the punches can be a bit obscure, but think harder and don’t let that minor factor diminish M. Ciddy’s ability to land his bars effectively, Add to that some rigid personals and strong wordplay during the 1st two rounds here against Ooops and before the slightly more punch-heavy, righteous and condensed ‘Superman’ edged the 3rd, it’s a solid win for the Detroit vet.

Verdict: M. Ciddy (W) 2-1

Favorite line: M. Ciddy – “The whole truth is that you really out the whole loop, you style like Batman Beyond…it’s getting old Bruce!”

Dre Dennis and Shooney Da Rapper [DEBATABLE]

Recap: From a Bloody Scene card, both (“Real nigga’s don’t get Loud Dre, they get money!”) Shooney Da Rapper and Dre Dennis bring the mayhem, get extra spicy with the personals and fiery with punches in this 1-rounder. But some pedestrian bars from Dre and a lack of a clean round from Shooney makes this one a draw.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Dre Dennis – “The blade left blood all over Shoo [shoe]…Lil Nas X!”

HNH Zeek defeats Bill Collector

Recap: From GOTG, consistently hitting with a gritty mix of righteous darts, stifling punchlines/name flips and bruising 4-bar set-ups/similes, HNH Zeek handily gets the win in this 1-rounder over a topsy-turvy Bill Collector.

Verdict: HNH Zeek (W) 1-0

Favorite line: HNH Zeek – “Your man set you up, it’s like a deuce-deuce, it’s an inside job with no exit!”

Bad Newz defeats OG Grizzly

Recap: A wily, but topsy-turvy effort from OG Grizzly ends up being no match for Bad Newz, who in this 3-rounder from Bullpen Battle League, uses a gang of hardbody punches, rigid gun bars, graphic mayhem and random old jokes to edge round 1 before handily taking both of the latter rounds for the shutout.

Verdict: Bad Newz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Bad Newz – “Nigga, my trigger finger always itching when I’m gripping the .4, so I popped a perp…man that bitch started itching some more!”

Snake Eyez defeats Dot Everything

Recap: From KOTD, liked Dot Everything’s meandering flow/wordplay and the fact that he’s a stickler for non-personals. But a 3rd round choke from Dot and a Snake Eyez on his A-game with an aggressive, consistent and gritty mix of fiery punchlines, dope name flips and bruising gun bars leaves Mr. One Eye Willy with the 30.

Verdict: Snake Eyez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Snake Eyez – “Remember when ya mama told you mind ya business while she talking?, Everything ain’t meant to be heard!”

Fonz defeats Drop Da Rula

Recap: Newest NWX member Fonz gets off to a hot start with his new team, letting off a barrage of consistently bruising punchlines, piercing name flips, graphic mayhem and flexing wordplay/personals/gun bars to beat back a hardbody, but inconsistent potent Drop Da Rula in this 1-rounder from State 2 State Hip Hop.

Verdict: Fonz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Fonz – “New Midwest and I’m the nigga that showed you the way…North Star!”

Th3 Saga defeats Sully Seventeen

Recap: No cake walk here as Th3 Saga, who’s been killing these 1-rounders of late, gets some tough comp in the form of Sully Seventeen, a rigid punching Jersey battler who came through with a gang of piercing (esp. liked the ‘You know what’s the difference between a cop and bullet?, both of them kill but only one’s getting fired!’ line) punchlines and hitting/righteous punchlines to make things close. But a handful of pedestrian bars here and there and a couple of wayward/dated angles on his opponent by Mr. Seventeen combined with the 4 Horseman capo dialing up a steady stream of staunch name flips, sturdy heat, boastful barbs and nasty punchlines, let’s you know that the Saga continues.

Verdict: Th3 Saga (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “Not just you, but I’ll bring your squad pain, because if Lebron only drops Seventeen at the Garden, it’s an off game!”

Cortez defeats Sunny Red

Recap: A bit lengthy, but still gritty 1-rounder here from Organyzed Cryme Battle League between an always game Cortez and a performance-stunting and witty at times Sunny Red features a plethora of graphic mayhem, boastful barbs and raucous punches from both battlers. However, even with an almost equal amount of haymakers on each end, it’s a more condensed Cortez, extra fly with the name flips, a little more consistently hard-hitting and able to score too with some deft use of local references, who ends up earning the win.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Cortez – “Tell these nigga’s stop  before I pop that clip, the blood stains on this Tee, you can’t block that shit, I’m talking street sweepers, a bloody mess, you can’t mop that shit, I just left with bloody shoes, but it’s not my drip!”

Bonnie Godiva defeats Hope Trilly

Recap: First time I’m seeing Hope Trilly and here in this Battlerap Society 3-rounder against Bonnie Godiva she impresses, using a gritty collage of piercing punchlines, flexing gun bars and righteous personals to keep things competitive. Yet, after a somewhat lengthy and a bit flow-challenged turn cost her round 1, with the help on an elite freestyle/rebuttal game, a slightly more condensed, spicy name flipping and heat-ringing Bonnie manages to edge the 2nd round before really getting back on her grind with some more off-the-dome stunting, hard-hitting punches/personals and stinging wordplay to also edge the deciding 3rd round and earn the win.

Verdict: Bonnie Godiva (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Bonnie Godiva – “By nighttime, your lifeline better pick up the calls at the right time or end up on Fox 5, I spread Hope on the street, I fight crime!”

Swamp defeats Jerry Wess

Recap: One too many ‘Paige’ name flips and a bit of a flow-challenged Jerry Wess, who was slightly better overall with the personals than the punches (where he was a little predictable in the opening rounds, before he came through with a dope 3rd), leaves Swamp, who steadily finessed throughout this Ultimate Madness 3 first-round battle with a bunch of ill street rhythms/set-ups, witty/shrewd personals and steely gun bars with the edge in rounds 1 and 2 for the win.

Verdict: Swamp (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Swamp – “You always talking about your muthafuckin’ car, like that shit is cool…your car is a piece of shit, but my gun is a lemon too!”

Glueazy defeats Fleezy Jones

Recap: From Body Bag Battle League, in this 1-rounder a more condensed and bar efficient Glueazy uses a gang of boastful barbs, stifling gun bars and gritty punchlines to beat back a gritty and hitting at times, but mostly pedestrian Fleezy Jones.

Verdict: Glueazy (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Glueazy – “The can hit him and his man with him, face shot [BWOH!] now ya dog covered in fleas!”

Prep defeats Swave Sevah


Recap: From the 1st round of URL’s Ultimate Madness 3 tournament. After a slightly more punch-lit and ill battle career breakdown/personal-savvy Prep edges round 1, opponent Swave Sevah uses a raucous, bullish and witty at times 2nd round to split things going into the 3rd. And that’s when Prep decided to leave earth what with a consistently blazing, personally hard-hitting and set-up/haymaker-rich final round that handily beat back a solid, but nowhere-near-as-fiery round from Swave.

Verdict: Prep (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Prep – “You was here before the T-Rex’s…you Ice age!”

Geechi Gotti defeats Riggz


Recap: Battling at a rampant pace, but still able to stay on his A-game (much less participate in a tournament), Geechi Gotti uses a gang of mocking personals, gripping gang life banter, steely punchlines and flexing gun bars/wordplay to handily beat back a gun line-lit, but also topsy-turvy Riggz in both of the opening rounds before an elongated 3rd by Geechi (who was complaining about time limits in both of the previous rounds) coupled with a shorter, but gritty, pretty solid-punching and bar efficient turn by Riggz makes the final run of this UM3 opening round bout debatable.

Verdict: Geechi Gotti (W) 2-1 

Favorite line: Geechi Gotti – “I been hella gifted, this a level 1 verse Max security, the pen-level different!”

Casey Jay defeats Nu Jerzey Twork

Recap: Can’t recall anyone being this upset at winning a battle as we witnessed Casey Jay here. The Texas battled clearly peeved after her win–in the 1st round of the URL’s Ultimate Madness 3 tournament–which was helped in part by Nu Jerzey Twork choking away his 1st and 3rd round’s (Twork also slipped up a couple of times in round 2, but somehow made it through to complete his turn). But everyone’s seen this movie before with Twork and to judge Minnesota Luke’s point afterwards, he’ll still keep getting booked regardless. Still, while one can understand Casey wanting a better battle, moving on to the next round is all that matters

Verdict: Casey Jay (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Casey Jay – “Your style ain’t even your style, I’m so annoyed, but he swear he did everything first like Soulja Boy!”

Jakkboy Maine defeats T Top


Recap: Dope Ultimate Madness 3 opening round matchup here between Jakkboy Maine and T Top has the more consistently hitting, wordplay/name flip-spicy and metaphor-rich Jakk taking the only clear win in round 2 to get the dub and move on to the round as while Top’s dizzying angles, rigid trap talk and piercing punches kept things close and competitive, some redundancy/laziness with the personals would cost The Bear in the end.

Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “;Cuz y’all lookin’ at a Bear in a hat, so what’s next is the forest fire, nigga no survivors, the steel’ll air, third eye, I’m still aware, I was out in Memphis, gettin’ arms with legs and muzzles so I could Build-A-Bear!”

Cortez defeats O’fficial

Recap: Astonishly, a lot of the recaps on this Ultimate Madness 3, 1st round battle between O’fficial and Cortez seemed to center around people making the mistake of sleeping on Cortez (esp. when it came to those who wagered on the bout). And while that might be partly true, the fact of the matter is that if you’re going to put money on O’fficial winning vs. a top tier male battle rapper, you might want to go on YouTube, do a little research and see that O’fficial’s history against top tier’s hasn’t been good of late. And yeah, with all that shit-talking O’fficial did before this battle, seeing her slip-up so many times, choke in the 3rd round and bring so many subpar bars to a $100k tournament was certainly karma workimg its magic. But then too the reality we saw here is that the wicked gun bar-slinging, punchline/personal-stunting and wordplay-lit Cortez, especially with his experience in the game, should’ve been favored to win in the first place.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Cortez – “I’m Puerto Rican…you already know, I hit bitches!”

Chef Trez defeats Celly Cell

Recap: From LetsTalkAboutIt Tv, gritty, gun bar-blazing and impressive showing here from Celly Cell (esp. that ‘Get 30 with a .40, that shot kill more nobodies than Dre Dennis’ line in a debatable round 1). But a condensed Chef Trez (without a single rebuttal btw) ever-steady with the gripping punchlines, dope set-ups, stinging name flips and rim-rocking heat throughout this battle, manages to edge both of the latter rounds for the win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “If I lift iron [BANG!] Grid Iron Gang, don’t let you being tough get you rocked in the field!”

Ace Amin defeats Burke Bucs

Recap: Extra gritty PG here between Ace Amin and Burke Bucs stayed super competitive, spicy and intense all the way through what with the performance-lit Ace spouting a gang of fiery multi’s, sizzling name flips, righteous street shit and during round 2 a couple of dope mid-round freestyles/rebuttals. But the underrated Bucs also came through with plenty of verbal warfare, delivering a boatload of raucous punchlines, bruising gun bars, some witty barbs and a gang of flippant personals/mayhem. An almost hour-long battle that also featured a bit of tension between the respective rappers battle rap camps (Cave vs. Goonie), the slightly more haymaker-rich Ace Amin edges round 1 before a more condensed Bucs too the 2nd. 3rd round was yet another close one and a goodie, but once again it’s a slightly more consistently hitting and punch-heavy Ace who edges the final round for the win.

Verdict: Ace Amin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ace Amin –

Geechi Gotti defeats Math Hoffa


Recap: Not to take anything away from Geechi Gotti, who provided two killer opening rounds (and a pretty solid 3rd) littered with a shitload of scathing personals to earn the win here in this long-awaited matchup versus Math Hoffa. But Math’s ultimately perplexing decision to use a battle he’s long campaigned for versus an elite opponent like Gotti and waste so many bars going at his peers (mind you, for years we’ve seen Math ranting on blogs about wanting to battle a Goodz or a Tsu Surf or a Tay Roc, plus for over a year now he’s had his own hit show, My Expert Opinion, where he could easily go on anytime and rant there too) throughout this bout (esp. in round 1) just defies common sense, much less the idea that he might’ve won this battle without them. Indeed, outside of the aforementioned needless raps and a minor slip-up at the end of round 2, via some hard-hitting personals of his own, witty barbs, a bunch of fiery gun bars, some stinging wordplay and yes, even when he went the ‘M. Dot’ route and got on a righteous bender, Math was serving up more than enough consistent heat to warrant more plates on URL (honestly, I think Goodz should just say yes and let it happen already on a Summer Madness or N.O.M.E.). Nonetheless, with all the biting haymakers, verbal warfare, ability to gamely freestyle his way through some turbulence with his flow in round 2, rigid Dizaster fight angles and talk that real street shit throughout the battle (with some cutting jokes mixed in too), there’s still a better that Gotti wins this battle anyway even if Hoffa came more direct. Still would’ve been nice to find out.

Verdict: Geechi Gotti (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Geechi Gotti – “Head shots, oh I’m talking too much, that goes to show I’m used to spilling beans!”

Nu Jerzey Twork defeats B Griff

Recap: Nu Jerzey Twork can make it look so easy sometimes. And against a pretty dope and gritty showing from B Griff, the Jersey battler would need nothing short of a succinct performance to stand a chance, which he delivered via a gangly bunch of stinging punchlines, some high extra-grade wordplay, a little off-the-dome heat and stifling personals/gun bars during a condensed turn that gave him the win in this 1-rounder from GOTG.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “This .80 lift, I lift the chrome up, one shot pray to God that he a goner, only time will tell, he if he alive and well…like Jonah!”

JC and First Lady Flamez


Recap: Sublime battle here between JC and First Lady Flamez who gives the Pontiac, MI, vet all he can handle with a gang of wicked punchlines, real street talk, some wily personals and stinging wordplay that stood out even more when you consider that Flamez stayed on her game and rarely, if ever, went for the sort of name flips and religious angles so many battlers often try to use against JC. Still, while Flamez was her usual brazen and gangsta self, an ever boastful JC sizzled throughout the but with a wide array of blistering personals, mayhem-rich punchlines, stifling gun bars and hitting name flips.

JC defeats Nunn Nunn


Recap: From URL’s Super Fight 3 card, JC uses a steady barrage of bruising name flips, wicked God-body bars/angles (esp. in round 1) and a bunch of stinging punchlines/personals to beat back a hard-hitting, personal-inclined and mayhem-lit, but overall not as strong or punch-heavy performance from Nunn Nunn.

Verdict: JC (W) 3-0

Favorite line: JC – “I’ll have you talking to a dot like ‘Alexa, play with somebody safe!'”

Big T defeats Bill Collector


Recap: After a somewhat long hiatus from battle rap, good to see Big T back on the scene and more importantly looking much more healthier what with the huge weight loss. That aside tho, outside of a dope, more punch-heavy, wordplay-lit round 1 (that we’ll score debatable what with the dated personals by T on BC getting hit by Hitman Holla’s brother Showout), when it comes to who had the better, more shrewd and more consistently spicy material, that would be Bill Collector. Unfortunately for BC, a lack of preparation in both of the latter rounds which would each lead to chokes would hand Big T the win in this 3-rounder from URL’s Super Fight 3 card.

Verdict: Big T (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Big T – “Fuck all that, y’all wanna see blood hop out the whip? well it’s 6 9’s in the bitch and we ready to give Billy all those!”

Drugz defeats Yoshi G


Recap: Pretty emotional and righteous at times, but still competitive Ultimate Madness 3 opening round battle between Yoshi G and Drugz sees the latter go beyond the usual gun bar semantics and wholly address the alleged sexual exploits of his opponent. Whether it was steely lines on protecting his daughter from a wayward lifestyle or ill breakdown’s on Yoshi’s proclivity for thot bars or hard-hitting punchlines dipped in spicy wordplay/real life shit, outside of a near choke in round 3, Drugz had it all here. All the while beating a Yoshi G who while stunted at times with her punches/wordplay and head-ringing/thought-provoking at times with her schemes, could never put it all together with enough consistent heat to avoid getting shutout.

Verdict: Drugz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Drugz – “You ain’t even think you was gonna win, just wanted to be with 13 nigga’s in a small room!”

Rum Nitty defeats Serius Jones


Recap: From the 1st round of URL’s Summer Madness 3 tournament, even with Serius Jones dialing up the best round the battle (a punch-heavy, versatile and sublime 2nd) and Rum Nitty not quite on his A-game throughout this contest, it’s the gun bar lit, name flip savvy, personal-witty/mocking and more punchline intricate Nitty who edges out the 1st and 3rd rounds for the win.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “Rifle, on a tripod, I use it to shoot straight, I put the stand up and got serious [Serius] like I’m losing in 2k

Fonz defeats TID Glo

Recap: In this 1-rounder from Bar4Bar Rap Battle League, Fonz employs a blistering round of bruising punchlines, dizzying mayhem and sublime name flips to handily beat back a gritty and gun bar-lit, but mostly pedestrian TID Glo.

Verdict: Fonz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Fonz – “And I could fight, damn right, I’ll ball this nigga up like action figure hands!”

Ill Will defeats Sick

Recap: In this 1-rounder from Organyzed Cryme Battle League, despite ahandful of run-it-back’s, Sick makes for a mostly solid effort via a gang of spicy gun bars and righteous punchlines. But as he’s consistently shown, no matter what platform he’s on, Ill Will would prove to be too much, beating back his opponent with uproarious mix of rowdy name flips, gritty punches/stroytelling, piercing gun lines and in a rare move for WIll…a couple of extra dope freestyles/rebuttals just in case the versatility escaped your mind.

Verdict: Ill Will (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Ill Will – “I’ll let this .16 beat you on your bitch tracks…and since your man wanna be in the background [BWOH!] he’ll get an ad-lib!”