Over 4,000 Recaps!

Feature your battle here!

Place your Ad here!

Ghost vs Chef Trez

Place your Ad here!

Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!                  Place Your Ad Here!

Chef Trez defeats Sleepy Haze

Recap: Good thing a consistently (“You asked for this shit, now you killed by your dad, a sleepy nigga tried to cross the road and got killed by a jag!”) nice with his Chef Trez got to go first in this one-rounder from Spit Dat Heat, as Sleepy Haze’s lackluster bars would’ve literally had everyone in a slumber by the time it was Trez’s turn. That said, props to Milton Bloe tho for making Haze feel like he even belonged on the same stage with his clearly superior opponent.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Now I ain’t saying you light, but as far as you being nice, I’m ain’t convinced at all, I’ll split his jaw, stand up and lean Sleepy like I’m drifting off!”

Charlie Clips defeats Illmaculate

Recap: A pretty beatable Charlie Clips, free-styling half the time with mostly B-grade punchlines/name flips along the way, still lands enough haymakers here and there to beat back a drawn-out-with-the-schemes and outside of a salacious, breakdown-heavy 2nd round, mostly pedestrian Illmaculate in this underwhelming 3-rounder from KOTD.

Verdict: Charlie Clips (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Charlie Clips – “I don’t talk about pulling guns out on Twitter because these ain’t the shots to follow, I’m on Eastern time, I kill him tonight that mean he died tomorrow!”

Teewhy defeats Zigzag

Recap: Traphouse up-n-comers Teewhy and ZigZag duke it out for 3 salacious rounds with Teewhy more whimsical (“He food, he brake fast [breakfast] then a [dinner] nigga was ate!”; “I’ll never lose to no faggot, and we all know zigzags ain’t straight!”) bars and less filler edging the 1st round (despite some dope [“You’ll get the shotgun, but this here Bud, when I squeeze, it’ll pop seeds like I’m feeding the lawn!”] performance bars from his opponent) and a more charged-up and (“You don’t pay attention, so I ain’t register nothing!”) pronounced  ZigZag taking the 2nd. Solid round by both battlers in the 3rd, but Teewhy gets a dub with continuously aggressive wordplay upstaged with a better consistency.

Verdict: Teewhy (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Teewhy -“I’ll pop chins like a Chinese father, nigga…apparently!”

Born defeats Brixx Belvedere

Recap: Funny how dudes still got Born stuck in that “choke artist” era, esp. considering all you have to do is pick any battle of his within the last year or two to see how much his flow and bargame has greatly improved. Indeed, the name change isn’t the only evidence of Born’s progression and yes there was a time where you wouldn’t be hard-pressed to guess this matchup would be a layup for a vet like Brixx Belvedere. But unfortunately for Brixx the 2014 version of Born is officially a problem and despite a really good showing (the name flips: “Have Nuborn [newborn] in a suit, that’s The Carter 3” were at times lethal and bars like “It’s like texting and driving, cuz’ nigga we dying to get a half a message” were straight fire, but there was too much filler at times esp. in round 1) from the S.O.N.S. troupe here, Born’s versatility, crazy (“I battled Con before, now I gotta battle Con heir too [two] sounds more like a shitty sequel”) wordplay, rebut game, (“I’ll leave this loser hurting, the .40 scope a young nigga out like a cougar lurking”) punchlines, hard-hitting (“Head shot, leave a numb skull like a stupid person”) bars and personals were just too much to overcome here. Give Born rounds 1 and 3 here (tho that ill ‘Daisy’ rebuttal in round 2 was almost enough to make this a 3-0) easy and let’s officially put future Nuborn opponents on notice if they continue to underestimate him.

Verdict: Nuborn (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Brixx Belvedere – “Ain’t no vouchers for Nuborn? Well then get WIC nigga!”

Nov defeats Diesel

Recap: Dishing confidently and collectively with fiery gun bars, fire punchlines, cold name flips and some able wit, a more condensed and versatile Nov edges rounds 1 and 3 to take this one over a solid, but less potent and consistent Diesel.

Verdict: Nov (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Nov – “You dumb, you supposed to get smoked, stop acting sour Diesel!”

Swave Sevah defeats Street Money

Recap: Displaying the skills and confidence of a schooled vet, Swave Sevah drops a stream of brash (“Burn through your whole faculty, he won’t save y’all crew, i’ll slam Streets on the streets, give him de ja vu”) punchlines, bully bars, gripping schemes along with able name flips to take out an earnest (“Bitch nigga, Harlem full of snitch niggas, ya mam had three boys and you the bitch sister!”), but unprepared opponent in Streets and win this one-rounder.

Verdict: Swave Sevah (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Swave Sevah – “You? Choose your words wisely, this Sevah you facing, [or] I’ll leave marks on Money like a federal agent!”

Shotgun Suge defeats T-Rex

Recap: T-Rex AND UDubb can do better than this. I mean, the idea that a legendary battle rapper doesn’t spit a full round and is literally arguing onstage during a match with a league owner because he supposedly doesn’t know how many rounds he was supposed to spit or his opponent gets cut short during his round because of a supposed time limit (which he clearly didn’t break even if it was two minutes) just speaks to sloppy business practices. But then after the debacle that was his URL match versus Cortez, it’s Rex that will get most of the blame for this mess and rightfully so. Then too, since I’m of the opinion that spitting a mixtape verse is way better than choking, Rex could’ve been a professional, said ‘whatever’ and just spit another one for the sake of the fans and worked out whatever issues he had with Arsonal/UDubb later on behind the scenes. But he chose not to do so and while he still remains a legend, it’s still a knock to his mantle and another bad look for 2014. Either way, Shotgun Suge did nothing wrong here, kept spitting despite all the nonsense going on around him and earned the win with better overall bars regardless.

Verdict: Shotgun Suge (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Shotgun Suge – “I’ll kill you and your son, any day, head shot, ‘cuz he a future snitch, anyway”

Kid Chaos defeats Young FM

Recap: While Kid Chaos (who has some of the best reactions to opponent’s bars that you’ll see in the game) may indeed need to work on his temper (including here, we’ve seen him go there in a couple of battles now) during battles, being equipped with a unique pen game that stresses performance, rigid schemes and some nuanced wordplay makes for easy win (Chaos also had a gang of mocking personals and hitting name flips) here versus a witty at times, but otherwise pretty mediocre Young FM in this 3-rounder from Barbarian Battle League.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Number 2, he wear pants that he gotta sag to fit after a chick told him he got mothering hips!”

Charlie Clips defeats T-Rex

Recap: Has Harlem vs. Harlem on the battle rap stage ever been a let-down? Making up for opponent and fellow Harlem-nite T-Rex’s mayhem-lit, but shortened opening rounds with a brutal annihilation that contained 3 rounds of flawless execution (we’ll call both the regimented, punch-lit and consistently piercing 4-bar set-ups of round 1 and the highly personal, spicy rebuttal-driven, haymaker-drunk and over-the-top performance-wise 3rd round both classics), Charlie Clips delivers a hardbody 30 while spouting one of the most epic showings in battle rap history (hell, Cassidy’s reactions alone could tell you how this one went) and taking out Rex and his entire Dot Mobb crew at URL’s Summer Madness 4.

Verdict: Charlie Clips (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Charlie Clips – “Jesus! One of my lines could make an Atheist say ‘Christ!’, if you wanna get Rex to chill all you gotta do is say I.C.E., we’ll discuss that a little later, but with these tho, I’m way nice, give him a choice in the elevator, you want the Solange or the Ray Rice?!”

Mike P defeats Merrick City

Recap: Plenty of hardbody punches from both Mike P and (“This ain’t the Surreal [cereal] Life, but I’m putting Mikey in a box!”) Merrick City in this close one-rounder from ENJ Battle League. Still, with slightly more haymakers, a more potent mix to his (“Your AK long? well I got Trey [.3] Songz, I’m a nice singer!”) bars and some dry spots by Merrick, it’s Mike who edges it in the end.

Verdict: Mike P (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Mike P – “Jaw broke, you talk through the wire, your phone tapped, you get your back and a stiff arm at the same time, I’m Bo Jack!”

Aye Verb and Danny Myers [DEBATABLE]

Recap: A lazy 3rd round by Aye Verb allows Danny Myers to get a draw in this 3-rounder from KOTD. Indeed Myers, for all the energy and at times spitfire (“I’m appalled at the thought that this bitch would play me, ironic your name is Chaz ‘cuz you gonna hear that [Shhh] (Ch) in AZ!”) bars he could sap up from a raucous crowd that was really into the match, could never hit with any consistency on his punches to get ahead in this one. Yet Verb, after a dope, witty with the personals and hard-hitting 1st round and a pretty nice start to his 2nd (just ask Daylyt), just made for a lackluster effort during the rest of his turns, getting edged in the middle round and forcing a draw in the deciding final one with a shortened run.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Aye Verb – “Ride up, reverse it, shirts get rang out; that’s a purchase, do a nigga greasy for that chicken…that’s Churches!”

Young X defeats Rio

Recap: Filthy (“I heard ya mama gave the best head…back in the day!”) jokes, rich storytelling/performing bars and wild punchlines versus a unpoised battle rapper who had little to offer besides some righteous filler and ok jokes? As Young X aptly summed up: ‘This battle was a breeze!’

Verdict: Young X (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Young X – “You like a unknown porn star, who da fuck are you?!”

True Maserati and J. Murda [DEBATABLE]

Recap: From TrapHouse NY, aggressive, mayhem-lit and gritty punch-fest between J Murda (“That’s word to Sara Lee, you’re a corn muffin, Mase can get the ox to his side like Paul Bunyan!”) and True Maserati comes with an at times heated barrage of sizzling street missives, righteous showmanship, fierce name flips and hard-hitting personals (esp. in round 3). A fealty too for witty bars on each other’s crew and Spanish-laced hijinks, after the two split the opening rounds, it’s only right that a blistering 3rd by both battlers makes this one a draw.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: True Maserati – “I got the grip, but I’m Spanish, I rather put the knife to his spine, then hang him from the top of the track…now ya life on the line!”

Teewhy defeats Aslan

Recap: With ‘weed money’ on the line in this judged battle, both Teewhy and (“After my last battle some bitch texted me, she said ‘ you did your thing, who ya got next’, I said ‘Teewhy [TY]’, she said ‘ya welcome'”) Aslan came with some pretty nice bars. However, split going into the last round, while each battler delivered a solid turn, it’s Teewhy who despite being a little lethargic at times, comes out on top and edges it with a little less filler along with a better flow in the 3rd.

Verdict: Teewhy (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Teewhy – “Y’all got me battling a nigga who use a Yugioh card to promote battling?!, well since this nerdy nigga like Yugioh, I figured I’ll use it to dismantle him!”

Anubis defeats Xcel

Recap: Nice UFF battle between Xcel and Anubis as both came hungry and represented with plenty of bars, schemes and wordplay. Gotta agree with the judges here tho as Anubis’ dope punchlines and hard bars were too much for Xcel’s somewhat light (took too long to get to his punches) and filler-drenched round 1. Xcel came harder in round 2 with a more consistent flow, gritty (“You could be in the Caribbean van and wouldn’t bang steel”) bars and crazy wordplay, while Anubis fell a little flat with too many average bars. With round 3 deciding the winner, Anubis would take it with dope performance bars, cold personals, a hard rebuttal and fierce (“I had you bringing people to pay me, this a pyramid scheme”) punchlines against a good round from Xcel that had plenty of aggression and punches, but not enough potent bars to match his opponent’s heat.

Verdict: Anubis (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Anubis – “I don’t lose position, I write shit that make God himself lose religion”

Rone defeats Pat Stay

Recap: Take away the annoying and way-too-involved host and you have an epic and hilarious “Compliment” battle brought to you from KOTD between Pat Stay and Rone. A welcome respite from the usual insults we see battle rappers hurl at each other, this 3-rounder was entertaining as hell with Rone and Pat doing their best to out-praise their opponent, using witty storytelling/schemes, silly anecdotes, whimsical gay innuendos, amusing personals and some deft, but still hysterical wordplay to do so. However, after an equal amount of humorous barbs in the opening rounds made for two debatable turns, it’s a more consistently comical and performance-heavy (presents included!) Rone who outlasts his opponent in the deciding 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Rone (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rone – “I felt trauma cause I was ostracized for all of my life by the popular guys, but your positive vibe, your positive vibe, whoopsies…I just forgot all my lines for a second right there cause I was lost in your eyes!”

Jey The Nitewing defeats Tactic$

Recap: Early Jey The Nitewing and the Loaded Lux influence on his stage presence and delivery are pretty evident. Still, in this 3-rounder from AHAT, it’s a lay-up regardless as Jey’s witty barbs, piercing punchlines and hitting personals/wordplay easily beats back an opponent in Tactic$, who clearly can rhyme, but with such a soft pen, might be better off taking his notebook to the studio.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “Tactic$, the irony of that name, online playing Call of Duty is probably the only you take that name to prime, but this ain’t ya mommy’s house Tactic$!”

Jai 400 Block and Dan Barz [DEBATABLE]

Recap: Up against the hardbody, often cold and bullish raps of Dan Barz in this 3-rounder from Udubb, Jai 400 Block is still able to deliver a wide stream of solid name flips and piercing punchlines to take round 1, before Barz spouts a scheming, boastful and surprisingly (“…you love her, I’m trying to duck her, say that you trash in the bed, she say I’m cuter, ‘cuz you [puts hand over Jai’s head] look like Dame Dash in the head!”) witty 2nd round to even things up going into the 3rd. With the final round deciding the winner, both battlers were able to cue up an assortment of steely personals and widespread mayhem during their turns. But with a minor slip-up from Jai to go along with Dan wasting some bars on Shotgun Suge, an equal amount of haymakers and bar efficiency in round 3 makes this one a draw.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Jai 400 Block – ” I already arm-stronged Lance nigga, so you know it’s gonna be easy for me to handle Barz!”

Charron defeats Shotgun Suge

Recap: Sorry Charron, tho you definitely got the win, this was not a 3-0 as Shotgun Suge had a pretty (“But fuck that, I step in his house like ‘Where the killers?’ [looks around] nah, I hit white boy family with the pounds like We’re the Millers”) mean, (“He want to rap. I need too”) real and (“What your life like nigga?, size 12 with a 13 cuz’ the snub don’t fit in the Tims”) gritty 3rd round. Still, despite the resident pocket-check and a nice 1st round by Suge, using plenty of self-deprecating jokes/anecdotes, easy rebuttals, hot (“I would be amazed if he put up a good fight, Chris Brown’s VMA’s, I’m fucking up Suge night [Knight}]”) bars, ill personals and dope  (“You haven’t been seen since you choked on Bill…Monica Lewinsky!”) one-liners, Charron uses his first URL appearance to take another off his Jersey hitlist.

Verdict: Charron (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Charron – “You wanna bully a cracker, oh you thought were cool?, this is Columbine, a white boy’s taking a shotgun to school!”

Cortez defeats Young Kannon

Recap: It’s battles this like where just when you think he’s falling off Cortez reminds you of why he belongs in the top tier. Consistent with the aggression, spitting humbling (“Honestly you like the can, you’d suck a mean cock for a loosie and a Sprite but damn, he play for the D, ain’t that a coincidence he likes to Ram?, that’s why faggots get cut quicker than Michael Sam”) jokes, punchlines, gritty gun bars and confident with his (“I’m quick to get it shaking outside the ring, Freddie Roach”) metaphors and heavy wordplay, Cortez takes out Young Kannon, who brought plenty of (“Hell you beat Tek and Ill on Smack, but then the Vault 3-0’d you!”) heat, nicely rebutted Tez’s lines about that spelling error (“I left the ‘L’ off the shirt so I could give to you”) in his blog and spit some dope schemes with his usual moxie, but overall overplayed some angles/themes and failed to match his opponent’s efficiency and sharp assortment of bars.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Cortez – “You, you just need to grind, your career?, it stays here, there’s no peak [just] decline, what the fuck I gotta spell it out?, oh he don’t see the signs?, well, it’s obvious, even Floyd could read between the lines”

Brizz Rawsteen defeats D.O.T.

Recap: Hard to believe that with $10,000 on the line any battle rapper would go so light as D.O.T. did in his 3rd here against the forever-on-Beastmode Brizz Rawsteen. Could’ve cost him as indeed this was a pretty close battle through two rounds, but Brizz ran away with this UFF matchup in the 3rd with better wordplay, (“You crazy bro?, You smoke crack, dont’cha? well try this Lean On Me, [but] I ain’t Crazy Joe”) personals and crazy performance bars.

Verdict: Brizz Rawsteen (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Brizz Rawsteen – “You still think eating pussy gonna give you facial hair”

Saint Mic defeats Chess

Recap: Besides Chess managing to edge the second round with some fiery punchlines and sizzling (“Nigga, we ain’t really friends like that, he said Chess ‘we ain’t cool no mo…nigga, it been like that!”; “Have him leaning over the shot like he ain’t bent like that!”) haymakers, this one is pretty much all about a consistently nice Saint Mic who uses gut-drenching wordplay, pointed schemes and potent (“The only thing on the front page of the paper view’s is you trying to save your shoes while getting your ankle bruised…what’s that? Breaking News!”) punches of his own to take the 1st and 3rd, the win and I’m sure a ‘good job’ from the legendary Kid Capri.

Verdict: Saint Mic (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Saint Mic – “I’m gonna put Chess to sleep at a record speed, and whoever roll with ‘bru, can get folded up, Cakes down, chest to knees, better 3rd arm, nigga my shirt don’t come with no extra sleeve!”

Referee defeats Real Deal

Recap: Possible that Real Deal underestimated his opponent Referee (aka Bigg K lite) here as even his best (“Judging by your size advantage…they gonna need a giant bandage”) bars didn’t match Ref’s more consistent (“See, I could do comedy too, on some Dumb and Dumber shit, but I rather drag you Step by Step on some Suzanne Somers hit””) quips, personals and (“He get shook when it’s time for some scuffles, Real Deal never swings like monogamous couples”) one-liners, all spat with ample ease to take the win.

Verdict: Referee (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Referee – “You’re a 30-year-old school teacher still paying off school debt, midlife, asking his wife is it in yet”

Daylyt defeats Arsonal da Rebel

Recap: Arsonal’s reputation for subpar performances on his home stage continues as Daylyt inserts a blue pill and goes back to basics here, reeling off bouyant (“Niggas feel like the gimmicks only get tired?, liar, I’m Tony the Tiger to the world I will forever be a great cat”) zingers, stifling personals, an ill performance and wild (“I’m a monster, Sasquatch, we swing arms with the open hand, you’ll get slap-boxed”) punchlines with steady ease. Against Arsonal’s mostly lackadaisical rhymes (granted the “I’m like a blind man reading, I done put hands on a lot of Dot’s” line was fire), recycled bars and all-too-familiar filler, it’s an easy win on the road for the kid from Watts.

Verdict:  Daylyt (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Daylyt – “Box for what nigga? Who’ll get a box, choose your casket, I’ll remove a bastard, you will Sho’nuff take bullets to the mouth, Who’s the Master?”

Tsu Surf defeats Hitman Holla

Recap: From URL’s Summer Madness 4 card, with what included a fight between the two in the days leading up to the battle, Hitman Holla versus Tsu Surf had to be the most anticipated battle of 2014. And while the battle featured two classic rounds (Hitman’s electrifying 1st round that featured one of his best Showout-assisted remix’s to go along with the 1st non-verbal rebuttal, which he claimed by simply taking his hoodie off in response to a bar Surf said in his opener and Surf’s highly personal and superbly executed punchfest in the 3rd) as well as enough moments (good and bad) to ensure that it’ll be more than just a footnote in SM battle rap history, outside of the opening round (which while a bit short, was still pretty hitting), thanks in part to a bunch of pedestrian bars and some questionable moments by Holla (the lame attempt at a 2nd remix in round 2, the subpar Michael Jackson bars and one too many shots at Shotgun Suge), Surf’s consistent ability to hit with some standout wordplay, witty barbs, fire set-ups (including another dope use of his signature ‘Lock pick the door, Errrrhhh!’ screed) and hard-hitting personals/punchlines was just too much here. The Jersey native taking both of the latter rounds handily (tho Holla did spout some lyrical bangers here and there) to come back and win the battle.

Verdict: Tsu Surf (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tsu Surf – “Your mother was at the game, cardboard colors, fresh signs, my mother was in pain ‘You wanna speak to the inmate, press 9!'”

Chef Trez defeats Fliiko L

Recap: Figuratively speaking, Chef Trez versus Fliiko L is almost like a mirror match, what with both battlers love for salacious (Trez: “I’m talking about when I cock it, it look like I’m pulling on a stuck drawer!”) gun bars, steely aggression with ethir punches, (Fliiko L: “Nigger, you a rookie, I’m a vet, remind me of a little ass girl…ain’t get a body yet!”) boastful shiners/personals, similar builds and dark complexions. The outcome of this competitive 3-rounder, however, wouldn’t be a debatable as Trez’s more intricate bars, well crafted angles/schemes, richer performance and consistency with the heat would get him the 1st and 3rd rounds for the win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Look bitch, I ain’t trying to wrestle, but you better clutch your toast, but with a beam, I’ll put a bright dot on black…that’s Dusty Rhodes!”

Skates defeats Barz Major

Recap: With $3k on the line, this should’ve been an easy decision as Barz Major’s attempts at free-styling and witty barbs essentially go nowhere, leaving the way for a more disciplined, bar/scheme-heavy and consistently gritty Skates to leave with a 30.

Verdict: Skates (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Skates – “Them guns in sync [N’Sync], I Swear, you’ll get ’em, All For One!”

YaBoyClip defeats Nico da Don

Recap: Can’t lie, it’s funny how even in the face of YaBoyClip’s fiery punchlines/personals, his own slip-ups, loud banter from the crowd and having to freestyle for most of this match, throughout this battle Nico da Don’s facial expression never changes. Yet, as unintentionally funny Nico is at times, YBC, who while potent with the punches here and there, never quite matched his A-game, but still does enough to score a 30, thanks in part to the mostly subpar bars from his opponent.

Verdict: YaBoyClip

Favorite line: YaBoyClip – “I just showed nigga’s I’m more than rap, LeBron James, I put in that show with the Heat to get back where I started at!”

GE defeats Brizz Rawsteen

Recap: Pretty dope battle between GE and Brizz Rawsteen, but yet another reason to hate one-rounders as these two competitive juices more than flowed, thus enhancing the chances it would’ve stayed entertaining throughout. That said, the edge here goes to GE. Brizz defeinitely had his (“In Milwaukee you’ll catch crazy shot in your projects from a Coo Coo Cal!”) moments and came with his usual aggression, but some bars fell a little flat and there were a couple of minor slip-ups. While GE’s wordplay/punchlines was at times sick, he also executed (“Now who gonna stop me?, no you, you ain’y all that seasoned, Set It Off tho and you’ll die like Stoney brother for doing all that reaching!”) nicely, spit some potent performance (“These pair will echo, cannon on the right, cannon on the right, like Rafael De La Ghetto!”) bars and stayed way more consistent in his round to get the dub.

Verdict: GE (W) 1-0

Favorite line: GE – “Two arms up, 12 o clock, you know the time, your nigga watch, point one at him, now it’s 12:05”

Cortez defeats Spoke In Wordz

Recap: “Now you battling no-names cuz you need more bread?” was easily the best and realest bar that Spoke In Wordz spit in this rout of a match against Cortez. In other words, think about the difference between the NBA and the D-League to get an idea of the difference in talent here: (Cortez: “Words will get exposed, hidden texts”; Spoke In Wordz: “I’m Magic, pulling B-Magic out the hat, presto!”). Yeah, there’s different levels to this shit indeed.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 2-0

Favorite line: Cortez – “Dyslexic, I’m right with the words, but words can’t write”

Charron defeats Big Ben

Recap: 3-round freestyle battle from KOTD sees Charron toy with opponent Big Ben, using the crowd, an onlooking DNA, rigid name flips and a slew of nifty punchlines to easily beat back Ben, who after a so-so start in the opening rounds, ended up choking away his 3rd.

Verdict: Charron (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Charron – “Since your name’s Big Ben, it’s only right you get clocked!”

Kid Chaos defeats Hazeman

Recap: From Barbarian Battle League, Kid Chaos’ piercing punches/name flips, rigid wordplay/schemes and witty personals are enough to take the opening rounds and beat back a quality slick-talking, but topsy-turvy effort from Hazeman in this 3-rounder.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “I’ll hit Haze and then pass him around, that’s puff, puff pass!”

Jakkboy Maine defeats Jerz

Recap: Relying on a boatload of visceral heaters, frenzied name flips and nimble punchlines/schemes that hit with plenty of force, Jakkboy Maine earns a 30 over the gritty, but too often pedestrian bars of Jerz.

Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “I sell spleens, once I get to fisting and clapping, shells kiss him from a mile away, distance attraction, it hit you and your man’s, y’all brains in each other’s hands, so when Forensic’s came, they just got mixing and matching!”

Lil Joe defeats Verbal Kent

Recap: While Verbal Kent managed to salvage the final round with hotter bars overall (ixnay on the attempted rebuttal as “This nigga dead!” is T-Rex’s shit, not K-Shine’s), before Kent’s comeuppance, this one was all Lil Joe, who with a load of fiery punchlines and lofty schemes easily took the first two rounds to lock up this win early.

Verdict: Lil Joe (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Lil Joe – “I’ll put dots on all you square’s, watch you fall, that’s the domino effect, my boy asked ‘Why is he so fat?’, I said boy that’s the Domino’s effect!”

T White defeats First Ladi Flamez

Recap: Lots of gun bar residue, vigorous punchlines/schemes and fiery personals from C3-soundalike T White, but it’s mostly the fire name flips that gets her over in this CPBL 3-rounder versus a solid, gritty and aggressive, but gamely inconsistent with the heat First Ladi Flamez.

Verdict: T White (W) 2-1

Favorite line: T White – “My heart, the same size as a tank, with the same motor, I’ll grab this bitch by her throat and toss her…I’m a flamethrower!”

Heartless defeats Charlie Clips

Recap: Even a tired Charlie Clips is hard to bear as this close battle against S.O.N.S.’ Heartless proves. Still, for all of Clips dope (“Headshot, even if he got on a hat, his life fucked, that’s Mr. Marcus”) punches, freestyles and witty schemes, Heartless takes advantage with 5 minutes of more steady bars, hitting personals, fiery slow-it-downs and confident (“I got one bullet for him, and I swear I’m popping that shit, and battle fans gonna love it, ‘cuz they finally gonna get to see that Hollow in [‘n] Clips”) wordplay. A rare loss for Clips, but it’s the risk you take when you bring your B-game to a one-rounder against a vet like Heartless.

Verdict: Heartless (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Heartless – “There’s no time to snack, I’m dumping guns, and everybody know the kid draws like da-dun-da-dun”

Jey The Nitewing defeats Taylor Martin

Recap: Against the lightly-packed/nimble freestyles/punches of Taylor Martin, Jey The Nitewing has an easy time of it, using various flows (including a fly Daylyt impression) to spout consistently spicy punchlines, righteous schemes and witty personals with some friendly wordplay along the way and win this 1-rounder from AHAT Washington.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “That nigga right there couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, shine my boots, my tube socks asking if its in yet!”

Dre Dennis defeats Nunn Nunn

Recap: If there’s one certain thing about Dre Deniis, it’s that no one can ever dispute his energy. Combine that fact with a consistent flow of rich storytelling bars, slick (“Your bm slim, but she always feeding me damn, no Robert Townsend [but] that ho love the Meteor Man [meatier man]”) wordplay and nice (“My vision isn’t great and…but ‘cuz of these bars you can’t touch who’s behind these glasses like prison visitation”) anecdotes and it’s a spirited win over sometimes crazy (“Your bitch too fast, tell her I need a head start”; “Fuck it, want some more bra/ catch this Bigg K, ill Mac, Shotty Horror see? you might say, ‘white boy shit, but it ain’t like mines, I raise a blade, spray some blades, that’s how you cut those white lines!”) nice, but too often spotty Nunn Nunn in this battle from the Quiet Room.

Verdict: Dre Dennis (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Dre Dennis – “You a good worker?, well on the block let me find out, white boy when I stand on ya corner it ain’t a time out!”

Presidential Dubz defeats Young King Fabio

Recap: “This battle will go one way, him dying in front of the magazine like his face on the front page!” No contest here as Presidential Dubz uses crazy gun bars, sizzling (“…crews will fix a Thugs Life, he’ll be looking like ‘Pac on a cross!”) performance lines, hitting 4-bar set-ups/personals and heated punchlines to easily perform a bodybag over an error-prone Young King Fabio.

Verdict: Presidential Dubz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Presidential Dubz – “You believe in God nigga? Good. Play Christian, bullets will be out for this nigga liek it’s a slave missing!”

JC defeats Moses West

Recap: In his bid to take on every local battle rap star in the U.S. JC ventures down south to take on Duval County, Florida hometown hero Moses West. After pretty much taking off the first round and allowing Moses to get his (“I’m like Justin Timberlake, how I get rid of JC”) shine in front of his fans, JC wakens up and gets nice with his, edging round two with some pointed rebuts on Moses’ continual jokes on his infamous dance video along with some visceral (“…and with the ratchet in my hand, I’ll clap a LeBron fan, no witnesses”) set-ups and nice punchlines. The last round saw West more concerned with playing to the crowd (perhaps because he thought he had the first couple of rounds in hand) than batting his opponent, giving room for JC to earn the win with some more efficient bars and ardent (“We could have Good Times, but I’m James Evans, even in front of Florida I’m still head of the house”) wordplay.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “My niggas even feel like it’s a bout to pop, them torches getting raised, y’all like when y’all mama used to cut y’all hair, you gotta get forced in to the fade”

Born defeats Madface (PA)

Recap: Born has been on enough of a winning run that the major leagues need to let go of his old rep and give him another opportunity to shine. As seen here, even in a close battle against an able (“If y’all ain’t know, he spell ‘new’ ‘Nu’ cuz’ he ain’t got any W’s”) up-n-comer in Philly’s Madface, Born’s consistent knack for crafting intelligent schemes, potent wordplay and heavy, hard-hitting (“He step in the spot like ‘what up?’, reaching over to dap me slow, I’ll knock his hand and play The Aviator like Leonardo DiCaprio”) bars now makes him good comp for just about anybody, people just need to pay attention.

Verdict: Born (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Born – “I said ok, I said no Mardi Gras when I’m flashing these, I’m that official, so sheis mid-battle I get to shittin’, I don’t know what being classy means”

Xcel defeats Aura

Recap: Where the hell has Dot Mobb been keeping this Aura kid? Literally slinging a barrage of hot (“I’ll give him [points] four from the deuce, it’s your time square”) bars and slick (“He’s really, made for the one-shot kill, but I’ll give him a second like…’he’s busy'”) wordplay throughout this surprisingly dope matchup with Xcel, if it wasn’t for Xcel dropping more crazy  (“Hey Norbes, you dead wrong for putting the boy in this trap, dog you put a Dot against a nigga with stripes, ain’t that a mis match?”) haymakers and flexing double entendre’s in rounds one and two, the kid would’ve pulled off a mild upset here. Indeed, if Aura slows his flow down just a tad bit and adds a little more variety to his bars, this kid will have a bright future in battle rap

Verdict: Xcel (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Xcel: – “My rebel arm on steroids, that mean my pen strong”

Push Pax defeats Rosenberg Raw

Recap: A matchup of who could spit the meaner bars what with two similar styles in Rosenberg Raw and Push Pax. Still a good battle nonetheless with some hard (Rosenberg: “Your bookbag was filled with homework, pens and pads, mines was filled with pistols, mag’s and nickle bags”) bars and good jokes (Fact or fiction, Pax’s lines about Rosenberg picking up a frank from the floor and eating it was hilarious, as was the “crew neck sweater” bar) mixed in. I got Push Pax edging it tho as he had a little more variety throughout, plus too Raw’s rounds were a little short and didn’t quite meet the quantity in execution as Pax’s did.

Verdict: Push Pax (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Push Pax – “When you call the cops, them niggas pulling up on horses”

Aks defeats Chess

Recap: I don’t know if Chess has got a bulls-eye on his back since his PG battle, but he may have to be on the lookout as it seems like dudes is really stepping up their bar game when facing him. Indeed, while Chess was more focused and nicer here (as opposed to his Dre Dennis battle), for a one-rounder, his came kinda short with the writtens and Aks took full advantage, with an elongated round dipped in grown man (“All your punches is forced, it’s like somebody made you fight, nobody can see me behind bars, It’s like I’m locked with no visitation rights”) bars, Cakes-iced personals and some nice wordplay throughout to edge this one.

Verdict: Aks (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Aks – “So F U and your ego….y’all don’t think that’s fire? Well F U and EGO is fuego and that’s FIRE!”

Madflex defeats Emerson Kennedy

Recap: If Emerson Kennedy has a flaw, it might be stamina, as his habit for shortened 3rd rounds grow to be stigma. Here however, against a Madflex who didn’t get in his bag of fiery wit and performance-heavy punches until the 2nd round, EK, after easily taking the 1st with a punch-heavier turn, doesn’t hold up with enough consistent weight to keep his lead. 3rd and deciding round goes to Madflex, who with a gang of amusing personals and visceral wordplay is able to best what was a hard-hitting and profound, but awkward-timed turn by the normally apolitical (in the ring) EK.

Verdict: Madflex (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Madflex – “He walks up to women in the club like [extends hand out] ‘I’m Obama’s brother’!”

Krucial Ken defeats Urban the Element

Recap: Using some flippant wordplay, heated punchlines/braggadocio lines, gritty street darts and some spiffy gun bars, a righteous Krucial Ken makes quick and easy work a pretty basic Urban the Element.

Verdict: Krucial Ken (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Krucial Ken – “Your career full of shortcomings [cum-ings]…like midget porn!

K-Shine defeats Hue Hef

Recap: Easy win for K-Shine versus Hue Hef here as Shine impresses with heavy bars, a rich performance and steady wordplay. And yet while we get that this is battle rap, considering the unfortunate circumstances that went down with the man’s death, was that Eric Garner line really necessary?Just saying.

Verdict: K-Shine (W) 1-0

Favorite line: K-Shine – “Your bars is weaker than a nigga who left his charger”

Real Deal defeats XQZ

Recap: From No Coast Rap Battle League, Real Deal uses a bunch of stifling name flips, piercing punchlines and mocking/witty personals to take rounds 1 and 3 (call the 2nd debatable) for the win over a funny at times, but so-so with the punches XQZ.

Verdict: Real Deal (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Real Deal – “You went to the same university as Michael Sam and your rap name sounds like part of an eye exam!”

Tez defeats Sno

Recap: When it comes to one-round, unlimited battles there’s two extremes to remember: Charlie Clips vs X-Factor where Clips showed that taking advantage of going unlimited can work in your favor if you’re consistently nice throughout your round. And then there’s Johnie Alcatraz versus Qleen Paper, where Qleen showed that even with unlimited time you can choose to pack so many punches within a short time frame and still win a battle, no matter how long your opponent went. In this battle pitting Sno against Tez, Tez goes the Clips route, taking up more then half the battle and delivering a roundhouse of fierce personals, nice punchlines, nice flips, (“I don’t know what I’m messing with, I mean he talk white, he rep Latino, fuck is this nigga, Cauexican?”) jokes and aggressive bars. In the meantime while Sno had a few (the “….back to token, ain’t that changing the game?” line was mean) moments, besides the usual aggressiveness from the outset the bar game just wasn’t there, much less the typical schemes, delivery, personals and execution that you’re used to seeing from Mr. LaRocksta, all told making for a standout win for Tez to add to his resume.

Verdict: Tez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Tez – ” [Short pause] I ain’t forget my bars, I’m next to Sno [snow] I can’t imagine a better time then now to chill my nigga”

Uno Lavos defeats Jae Laww

Recap: After a slip-up causes him to end his 1st round a little early and a spirited Jae Laww matches his opponent’s renowned wit with fiery performance bars and some vigorous Spanglish, after the opening round Uno Lavos gets busy with his, serving up a stirring dish of jaunty punchlines, able-bodied name flips and flexing set-ups to gain his moxie back in the latter rounds, turn the battle around and earn the win.

Verdict: Uno Lavos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Uno Lavos – “All jokes and no bars, is that what you was expecting from me?, well consider this battle a Catfish ‘cuz I ain’t the nigger that you was expecting to see!”

Showoff defeats Blaksmif

Recap: Showoff more than makes up for his disappointing PG battle against Brizz Rawstein with a consistent and more focused performance against a quality opponent in Blaksmif. Both started off hot in the 1st round, a (Blaksmif: “You still fucking those dirty birds? grow up, that shit that that bitch be squirting look like throw up”; Showoff: “Tell his mother that Plan B should’ve been Plan one”) barfest of machismo rhymes, jokes and elevated wordplay. Come round two Blaksmif was still firing some heat, the “foundation when we land cum [come]” line serving as the highlight, but not delivering enough hard bars to keep the momentum he earned from round one. On the other hand Showoff stayed hot with mean performance (“I’m two-stepping with a snub nose, I let a bullet dance”) bars, festive wordplay and all-too-gritty punchlines. Last round the bout stayed close with Blaksmif snapping away, but only landing a couple of haymakers, whereas Showoff continued to well….show off, using just enough “lingo flips”, schemes and punches to edge this one at the finish line.

Verdict: Showoff (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Showoff – “I got kids, we call those re-spon-si-bilities, headshot, he gonna lose his response ability!”

J Krooger defeats Hollaluyah Jones

Recap: Neither battler lacking for confidence, in this 1-rounder from Front Battle League, J Krooger and Hollaluyah Jones spout a gang of spicy punchlines, nifty wordplay, some potent name flips and your steady chapters of residual mayhem to keep the battle close and competitive. However, with a more condensed turn, a couple of more haymakers and some fiery schemes, Krooger gets the edge here.

Verdict: J Krooger (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J Krooger – “I’ll rob this nigger on his strip, then take him back to his crib like ‘Fuck nigger, where the rest at?'”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Jada Raye

Recap: Never afraid to use her physical attributes to score a punchline or two, but better yet forever aggressive and brazen with the heat, wordplay and personals, after getting edged in round 1 by a punch-heavier Jada Raye, Viixen The Assassin stays consistent with the piercing punches in the latter rounds, all the while scoring more haymakers to comeback and get the win in this 3-rounder from Black Ice Cartel.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “You the type of bitch, you talk about people kids and shit, cool I’ll pop another baby out, you mad I have kids, you swallow yours…you like to take easy way out!”

Fettuccine20 defeats Nef Dallas



Recap: Nothing too crazy here as Nef Dallas and Fettuccine20 battle in what one can surmise (from Fetti’s wasted bars on ‘Train’) was a one-round matchup put together at the last minute due to other’s backing out. Either way, Nef spits a clean round of punchlines, but nothing really substantial therefore allowing Fettuccine to get an easy win with a better mix of steely punches and aggressive schemes/wordplay.

Verdict: Fettuccine20 (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Fettuccine20 – “Now Don’t be a Menace and try to act all Bullet Proof, ‘cuz this one round’s a body, that’s a hula hoop!”

Swave Sevah defeats Makk Mizzle

Recap: Swave Sevah stops by in Baltimore to make good on a favor owed to Pit Fights Battle League and reverts to the old Swave by unloading 3 rounds of steady haymakers and hard bars with frequent punchlines to perform a body on Makk Mizzle.

Verdict: Swave Sevah (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Swave Sevah – “We roll deep, AR’s maggie’s, ski masks, black hoodies, looking like Daylyt at a Trayvon rally”

Prep and Cakes (DEBATABLE)

Recap: If freestyling is your thing then you’ll love this matchup as Prep and Cakes, both clearly unprepared (or just not taking each other seriously), rely mostly on on-the-spot acumen to see who can win a rap battle. That said, the edge here goes to no one as while both had their moments, no one really stood, what with Prep first two rounds coming way too short and Cakes putting on one of the most unpolished performances you’ll ever witness. Indeed, in this day and age of prepared bars and polished writtens, if a couple of professional battle rappers really just wanna freestyle they should probably take it outside to a street corner near you and entertain you there.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Cakes – “Malcolm X wore bow tie’s too, but that nigga still died from the piece [peace]”

Mr. Wavy defeats prez mafia

Recap: After a strong (“I’ll flip the pound right through ya chest, but it ain’t King Kong!”) first round from the performance-heavy Mr. Wavy is countered by a stronger and more consistently nice turn from a frenetically (“Stay sick, you only play sick, this nigga Ferris Bueller!”; “These arms I bear [bare] on ya couch, that’s Ted nigga!”) potent Prez Mafia, it’s the latter who dramatically loses steam in this battle of URL newcomers while the former glistens. Indeed, a 2nd round stumble for Mafia only enhanced what was a lackluster turn anyway. And while Wavy’s 2nd wasn’t as powerful as the his 1st, combined with Prez’s downhill styling’s, it was still solid (“You could that metal by [swings arms towards Prez’s mouth] your grill, that’s a license plate!”) enough to even things up going into the 3rd. The final round? An easy body for Wavy. After Prez seemingly cuts his turn short what with more mediocre bars and a lack of crowd reaction, Wavy, steadily scoring with loaded gun bars, winning schemes and dope personals, wins the crowd and more importantly, the battle.

Verdict: Mr. Wavy (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Mr. Wavy – “Nigga you from BX, that’s a Puerto Rican stop, I get the drop on this nigga from a Puerto Rican thot, she said, wherever they sell joints, that’s where Puerto Rican’s shop, nigga death gonna be Goya, that’s a Puerto Rican box!”

O-Red defeats Rum Nitty

Recap: Don’t let the oft-subdued crowd reactions or reaches by both battlers fool you as both O-Red and Rum Nutty still came with some nice punches and crazy (Nitty: “Nitty not accepting L’s, so if you came to see O win (Owen) in the ring, I bet he fell [fail]”} wordplay throughout this 3-rounder from King of the Dot. However, it’s O-Red who survives a bout with Earl in round 2 and manages to edge the 3rd round round with slightly more consistent heat in light of a solid turn too by his opponent.

Verdict: O-Red (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O-Red – “Pop, pop, pop, his shortie run out when she in that cannon fire, hugging Nitty after 3 roundns, that bitch…Danny Myers!”

Chef Trez defeats Polo Boy

Recap: Facing an opponent in fellow up-n-comer in Polo Boy, who was able enough to score some shiners here and there (yet took way too long to reach his punches at times before choking in the final round), Chef Trez has little problem dishing a 3-0 on his opponent with a barrage of dizzying punchlines, nice (“I’ll erase [racist] this block like a hood full of clan killers!”) worplay and crazy name flips throughout his 3 rounds.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Punk please, I learned from the older nigga’s, you’ll catch two rounds and get a slice through one like a Toyta symbol!”