Recap: Conceited is so hit-n-miss with his punchlines throughout this matchup against Goodz, that even if he did manage to drop a couple of nice off-the-dome bars on the huge armpit stains staring at him throughout this battle just begging to be goofed on, it probably wouldn’t have mattered anyway. Indeed, this battle didn’t come down to how crazy nice Goodz as much as how alarmingly corny Conceited, one of the slicker (“Sub zero gave him ICE, it was a fatality”; “I swear Goodz I ain’t gonna front, that name is clever, [but] I’ll get rid of that ‘O Z’ and send you up to the remaining letters”) punchliners around, was at times. From the infamously lame: “And they all bananas, so you better split” performance bar in the 1st round to the lazy “In this battle I’m a Yankees, he the Phillies [philly] that’s why I’m smoking his ass” line in the 2nd, Conceited lack of consistency, much less haymakers left plenty of room for Goodz most entertaining (“It’s crazy, he talk about he poppin’ them things, wow!, but him and his girl go to the mall and they shop in the same aisle!” personals, wittiest “C’mon, you tough?!, well if you do smoke lead, it’s like a dope head, you gotta shoot up”) wordplay and an easy win.
Verdict: Goodz (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Goodz – “I got my name from a bitch, you went to jail and they named you Conceited, he tried to hook off on the low, and got pushed off on the floor, then they caught him in the showers and made him play football with the soap!”
