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Chef Trez defeats KD

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Recap: Competitive 1-rounder from Smoke Room Battle League sees both Chef Trez and KD deliver fiery performances that were matched by plenty of piercing punchlines/ However, a more wordplay-heavy, mayhem-rich and slightly more versatile Trez earns the win despite going first and not being able to drop any rebuttals (a fact that was hilariously noted by KD after the coin toss).

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “This a horror movie, this round I brought was sick, I’ve been writing fire, Michael Myers off the jump you know I’m cut for this!”

NXT defeats Quban

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Recap: If the URL wants to change its format on building newcomers, they might want to tap into both sides of the table, instead of one. In other words, while last year’s Crucible winner, NWT, has certainly warranted moving up the chain of more seasoned battlers, judging from Quban’s perspective here, it’s pretty clear that the former Goonie didn’t share the same feelings on facing his opponent, esp. considering all the work he’s done put in for Smack (my suggestion, why not test NXT’s moxie against a rarely seen vet like an M. Ciddy or Quest Mcody instead). Nonetheless, still a dope battle between the two here with a lot of lyrical stunting displayed on both sides to go along with plenty of mayhem, stifling wordplay and piercing punchlines/personals. The angle-lit (extra performance points on pulling out Quban’s “old vest”) and slightly punch-heavier NXT edges rounds 1, before the fledging West-coast spitter ups his bar proficiency and scores with more than enough haymakers (and a spitfire mid-round rebuttal) to also take 2 for the win. 3rd round was another spirited and crazy one that saw both battlers equally lit, thus forcing a debatable turn.

Verdict: NXT *W) 2-1

Favorite line: NXT – “3am, overnight shift, trying to maintain bars, Remember the Titms, I ran practice through a graveyard!”

Kaboom and Jai 400 Block [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Kaboom vs. Jai 400 on a ‘Philly vs. Jersey’ card features a couple of fiery schemes, an elongated 2nd and a dope freestyle to open his 3rd round by ‘Boom as well as a gang of consistently (outside of a final round slip-up) gritty, quality punches/name flips from Jai. However, with neither battler quite on their A-game, a debatable 1st round, Jai edging the 2nd with a more condensed and steadily spicy turn before a killer turn by Boom in round 3 allows him to take that one, a draw here seems entirely feasible.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Kaboom – “I feel bad for ya hard luck, Gillie walked in…and Jai 400 got starstruck!”

Pristavia defeats Shy

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Recap: Nice enough to insert some Scripture in her raps for those who need them, Christian battle rapper Pristavia also utilizes a gang of fiery street riddims and piercing punchlines to handily beat back a lyrically solid, but way too short and a bit flow-challenged turn from Shy in this 1-rounder from Gates of the Garden.

Verdict: Pristavia (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Pristavia – “See, you the type to do things just to fit in, I’m the type to black in the building whether you like it or not, that’s a sit-in!”

Jey The Nitewing defeats Nu Jerzey Twork

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Recap: After an 8-month absence from battle rap due to a car accident, Nu Jerzey Twork’s comeback to the scene, here on a Smack Volume 7 card against Jey The Nitewing, was for a most part, a feelgood performance. Indeed, armed with a gang of mocking personals, witty bars and blistering punches/schemes that really took flight during a spitfire 2nd round, despite getting edged in round 1 to his more versatile and punch-heavy opponent, Twork’s return after two rounds was a remarkable one, not to mention a nod to hard work and perseverance after all he’s been through outside the ring of late. However, in the deciding 3rd round, Nitewing’s consistent penchant for dry wit, rudimentary rhymes that hit their mark, tight angles, nifty wordplay and virtuous personals would be too much for even Twork, who midway through his round, seemed to misplace his bars before succumbing to freestyles and then, unfortunately ‘Jersey’-ing his way to a loss.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “I’ll shoot you while you taking a shit…yeah, that’s funny when it’s thought about, it’s even when the same nigga’s is asking me to stall them out!”

DNA defeats Geechi Gotti (Rematch)

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Recap: A highly anticipated rematch between DNA and Geechi Gotti sees the two get righteous as well as personal and deliver much more of a talking too at each other than expected. And while both battlers got their point across when it came to individually-slanted zingers, a more effective with the wordplay/schemes, consistent spicy, prophetic and less predictable DNA does enough to edge the first two rounds for the win before the more brazen Gotti earns the 3rd.

Verdict: DNA (W) 2-1

Favorite line: DNA – “New rules, I’m old-school I use the left-hand often, somebody better put Mark Cal away [Calaway] or he gonna be a dead man walking!”

Jey The Nitewing defeats Rio Nkosi

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Recap: Well, never let it be said that Rio Nkosi wasn’t the first person to pull out a sword during a rap battle. Other than that not much to see here as a seemingly exasperated at times, but righteous and punch-lit all the way through Jey The Nitewing withstands 3 rounds of longwinded, subpar rhymes from an opponent who might be better off sticking with the conscious rap scene than battling.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “This isn’t even a battle nigga, not at all, this the trailer for ya funeral, I’m just giving another monologue!”

T Top defeats Eazy the Block Captain

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Recap: In a competitive battle that, as expected, was littered with loads of trap talk, gritty punchlines and quips on each other’s street cred, a loquacious, but still more consistently more versatile, name flip/personal-lit, witty and spicier with the set-ups T-Top takes all 3 rounds to earn the win over Eazy the Block Captain in this matchup from URL’s Super Fight card.

Verdict: T-Top (W) 3-0

Favorite line: T-Top – “You could come and fool them with all that fake hustling, talking about he was cooking as kid, yeah Eazy [Easy]..Bake Oven!”

Shotgun Suge defeats K. Walker

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Recap: A way more condensed, name flip-lit, fiery punching and mayhem-friendly Shotgun Suge does enough to beat back a witty at times and gritty with the punches, but filler-prone K. Walker in this competitive 1-rounder from The Battle Academy.

Verdict: Shotgun Suge (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Shotgun Suge – “I’ll let the heat press on Walker like Madam C.J.!”

Rum Nitty defeats Don Marino

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Recap: Assisted by a middle round choke from his opponent during round 2 (credit to Nitty for letting Don Marino make an attempt to complete his turn, which he still ended up cutting short), but scoring at will with a host of fiery punchlines, mocking personals, deft wordplay and flaring gun bars, Rum Nitty handily takes the first couple of rounds for the win in this Super Fight Matchup from URL. A fire, personal-lit 3rd round from Marino combined with a still solid Nitty choosing to go mostly indirect during the same turn allows the Mexican standout to avoid getting shutout.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “I’m a do you Shady fast…it’s a Rap [wrap] God!”

JC defeats Ryda

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Recap: Outside of a spitfire 2nd round that bordered on immaculate with its cold set-ups, mocking personals, flexing heat and gritty wordplay, an ever confident JC, while not always on his A-game, still manages to deliver enough righteous punches in the deciding 3rd round to beat back a versatile (esp. those two stinging rebuttals to start his round 3), but a bit topsy-turvy in the latter rounds Ryda in this Born Legacy 11 battle from URL.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “Mr. Ryda, yeah you even spell your name lame, but I’ma show you why I [U, Y, !] am the difference!”

Danny Myers defeats Drugz

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Recap: A superlative, name flip/metaphor-rich, classic ‘Who Am I?!’ 3rd round by Danny Myers caps off an overall superb showing from the Cali vet here in this URL Super Fight battle versus Drugz. Danny, who also served up a fiery mix of hitting punchlines, mocking personals and boastful barbs, would land enough haymakers to take both the 1st and final round, hurting himself a bit only when he attempted to blast his opponent on an alleged incident with Yung Ill in St. Louis and thus leaving the well-armed, blazing at times and aggressive Drugz with enough room to force a debatable 2nd.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “This battle was the highlight of your life and I’m the neon marker!”

E-Hart defeats Young L

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Recap: Verbal War Zone 3-round battle on beats between E-Hart and Young L has the former delivering a steady dose of spirited punchlines, some piercing wordplay, a standout performance and gritty mayhem, while rapping in sync to each of the beats. An aggressive Young L, however, after spitting enough gritty name flips and heated gun bars to make for a debatable 1st, would choke away his 2nd round to his opponent before getting beat again in the 3rd thanks to a versatile and dope showing by Hart..

Verdict: E-Hart (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E-Hart – “20/20 vision, [points hand like a gun at Young L’s head], I hit it, it won’t be a good year!”

Dougy defeats Henny #3

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Recap: From We Go Hard, gritty street shit, piercing punchlines and persuasive gun bars dominate this competitive 1-rounder between Dougy and Henny #3. And while Henny, after a bit of a slow start, showed and proved with a gang of flexing bangers, the more consistently spicy Dougy, armed not only with his usual assortment of radiating burners, but a hail storm of bruising name flips, earns the win.

Verdict: Dougy (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Dougy – “The way we grew up it’s a difference, I wasn’t even spitting, you was making sure your bars crack, I was in the kitchen, wokring on my whip…this is way before Carfax!”

NXT defeats Funeral F.A.M.E.

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Recap: Having seen a couple of NXT battles (him vs. Saynt is extra dope) before he hit the URL stage, one can attest to the immense amount of talent the kid has. And I’m willing to bet that Funeral F.A.M.E. does too…especially after this matchup. As the cadence-flexible NXT delivers 3 rounds of savage heat via a gang of head-twisting punchlines, fierce wordplay, stinging name flips and aggressive, performance-boosted mayhem to beat back an opponent who was altogether loud, loaded and gritty, but too-often reliant on name flips in the earlier rounds until he got more versatile and hitting with his bars during a standout 3rd round, which in turn forced a debatable and allowed F.A.M.E. to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: NXT (W) 2-1

Favorite line: NXT – “You sloppy, they only think you crazy when you yelling, you could be AWOL with a white sheet…watch your projection!”

Jai 400 Block defeats Jakkboy Maine

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Recap: Although he did go a little overboard with the John John angle, when it came to the personals, Jai 400 still hits with enough salacious/mocking personals, rigid name flips/schemes, fiery set-ups, witty barbs and consistently spicy punchlines/gun bars to take the 1st and deciding 3rd round and win this matchup over the solid unorthodox stylings of a Jakkboy Maine who did put forth a captivating and quality effort despite struggling with his flow a bit here and there.

Verdict: Jai 400 (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jai 400 – “Watch him for the backstabbers, for the Love of the Money, you’ll take the Stairway to Heaven if ever you owe Jai [O’Jay]!”

Franchise defeats Dev The Demon

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Recap: Predominantly unleashing the heavy gun bars throughout this Riot Network 3-rounder, but also bent on graphic mayhem as well as some solid punches/personals/name flips, Franchise does enough to hold steady with a raucous and personal-savvy Dev The Demon for two rounds, before taking advantage of a couple slip-ups from his opponent, while spouting yet another turn of unbridled heat in the deciding 3rd to gain the win.

Verdict: Franchise (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Franchise – “You with no action, stop capping, them shootous, I am not jacking, I remember late nights I was a type savage, robbing nigger’s and giving they shit back, it was called practice!”

B. Magic defeats Pollo Creed

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Recap: Another reminder of how nice he is when he comes prepared and has his shit together, B. Magic strings together a gang of consistently piercing and versatile punchlines/name flips to edge a gritty and pretty solid turn by Pollo Creed in this competitive 1-rounder from The Rap Committee.

Verdict: B. Magic (W) 1-0

Favorite line: B. Magic – “Question mark how the clip look nigga, I’m raising clues!”

Kid Chaos defeats Th3 Saga

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Recap: After a debatable 1st round that saw both Th3 Saga and Kid Chaos get busy with a gang of flexing punchlines, piercing name flips, swinging flow patterns, stifling gun bars/mayhem, rich storytelling and dope wordplay, a battle that was on its way to being a possible classic, gets thrown completely off by Saga incredibly choking away the latter two rounds. And for a clearly disappointed at his opponent’s misadventures Chaos, a couple of personal-lit, biting but also witty turns going at everything from Saga’s religious faith to his battle rap record, wouldn’t necessarily turn out to be a waste as much as they were feenin’ for some of that same energy in return.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Let’s keep this conversation a buck, the U.S. Treasury ain’t change the dollar bill in decades, so why should I?…I’m one of them ONE’s!”

Swamp and Swave Sevah [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Dope battle between Swamp and Swave Sevah on URL’s Born Legacy 11 card sees the two go at it full steam with a boatload of mocking personals, witty barbs, rich storytelling, gritty punchlines, bully talk, a spicy rebuttal by (“Nigger’s still getting at me about this karate shit, when that shit gonna pass?, yo, y’all realize y’all make fun of me ‘cuz I know how to kick y’all ass?!”) Swave to go along with a hard freestyle by Swamp and some flashy heat/gun bars. Despite a slight hiccup midway, Swamp with more haymakers takes round 1 before another condensed  and blazing turn by Swave gets him round 2. 3rd round was another goodie with Swave getting righteous on the angle tip while gamely utilizing his opponent’s born name throughout his final turn, while Swamp kept it a bit more condensed and versatile while delivering enough boastful darts and piercing punches to make this one a toss-up.

Verdict: Debatable 

Favorite line: Swamp – “This ain’t nuthin’ but the old head that pull up to the park, do nothing, make one shot, now he telling everybody to get back on defense!”

Danja Zone defeats O-Red

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Recap: Consistency counts for something as a pretty solid throughout and never off his game Danja Zone, via a plethora of spicy 4-bar set-ups, some fiery wordplay, plenty of boastful darts and the occasional piercing name flip/personal survives a sublime and punch-heavy 1st round from O-Red to edge the latter two rounds what with the help of his opponent delivering two topsy-turvy turns that too often bordered on choking.

Verdict: Danja Zone (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Danja Zone – “You cook, I cook, so what you saying nigga like Paula Deen!”

Awthentic defeats Gwitty

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Recap: From WeGoHard, Long Island, NY versus Long Island, NY aka Gwitty vs. Awthentic stays close for a couple of rounds before a sublime 3rd by an already up 2-0 (thanks to a couple of steadier-hitting and more efficient turns in both of the openers) Awthentic, via a gang of intricate/boastful punches and that more than sizzled with its stream of killer wordplay/similes serves as the coup de grace over an opponent who while clearly prepared with a steady bag of crowd-pleasing euphemisms, gritty street tales and other performance-rich darts, was way too pedestrian overall to keep up.

Verdict: Awthentic (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Awthentic – “3rd round, it’s time to show the nigga he not tough, I’ll put a taser ro this Grape and turn Watts’ up!”

Th3 Saga defeats Bandit Montana

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Recap: Solid, gritty and mocking effort by Bandit Montana gets beat back by a more consistently spicy, name flip-lit, mayhem-dishing and wordplay/set-up heavy Th3 Saga in this competitive 1-rounder from Gates of the Garden.

Verdict: Th3 Saga (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “So can I please get the respect I deserve?, after this round, or is there shade when I wig on Ban…I’m trying to skip town!”

Bill Collector defeats Arsonal

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Recap: In what was a close and competitive, but also gritty and highly personal at times 1-rounder from The Battle Academy, a performance-heavy Bill Collector’s mostly rambunctious punchlines along with a trio (1 crazy dope, 2 solid) of rebuttals edges what was a brazen and disrespectful, but also flow-challenged turn by Arsonal.

Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Bill Collector – “I wanted to give you different pieces out of the magazine like a ranson note!”

JC defeats Franchise

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Recap: Matching his opponent’s consistent love for gun bars with plenty of piercing heat of his own, while also adding a gang of mocking personals, rigid name flips and fiery punchlines/wordplay to the mix, JC does enough in each round to score a 30 on Franchise in this exclusive 3-rounder from the URL App.

Verdict: JC (W) 3-0

Favorite line: JC – “So how you always throw these punches, but I land mine better, I’ll send a shooter to Toronto so fucking accurate he’ll leave with a Franchise record!”

Rosenberg Raw defeats Head I.C.E.

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Recap: In this 3-rounder from RBE, a hot start by Head I.C.E. in round 1 gets blown to bits in the latter rounds by an increasingly sublime Rosenberg Raw, who’s more bullish/old man mocking punchlines, steely street chatter and fiery wordplay combined with an opponent who didn’t have much to offer in rounds 2 and 3, proved to be more than enough for the win.

Verdict: Rosenberg Raw (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rosenberg Raw – “They pack trey’s [.3’s] trust me, if the gat wave they buck him, it’ll crush ICE, now he just a gas-station Slushie!”

JC defeats Riggz

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Recap: Dope, punch-heavy and consistently fiery battle between JC and Riggz comes down to a spitfire, haymaker-drenched 3rd round from Mr. Carter, whose death before dishonor rhythm’s, rigid name flips/gun bars and systematic breakdowns surrounding demise worked in unison to edge the deciding round and up young Julian’s body count.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “That’s why I brought extensions ‘cuz JC warned y’all about the Latter days!”

Shotgun Suge defeats Brooklyn Hanz

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Recap: Helped a bit by Brooklyn Hanz struggling with his flow in the latter rounds (despite a couple of still strong turns), Shotgun Suge survives a mayhem-dishing, slick-talking, punch-heavy turn by Hanz in round 1, returning the heat with some piercing personals, raucous bangers and scintillating name flips/4-bar setups to edge rounds 2 and 3 for the win in this competitive Born Legacy X battle from URL.

Verdict: Shotgun Suge (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Shotgun Suge – “The only thing Hanz [hands] shoot is rock, paper, scissors!”

Real Sikh defeats B. Magic

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Recap: URL Born Legacy X matchup sees Smack Class of 2020 “rookie” Real Sikh turn the tables on longtime vet B. Magic for 3 rounds via a gang of mocking personals, righteous discourses on battle rap efficiency, stinging 4-bar setups and piercing punchlines/name flips to beat an opponent who started off witty, punch/name flip-lit and solid in round 1, but succumbed to pertinent slip-ups and a choke in the latter rounds to help give Sikh the 30.

Verdict: Real Sikh (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Real Sikh – “Talk about ‘I told him once…’, you ain’t telling us shit, you be trying to tell us something then forget what it is!”

Bad Newz defeats Boze The Bambino

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Recap: From LetsTalkAboutIt TV, assisted by opponent Boze The Bambino’s topsy-turvy name flips as well as a couple of longer, but not quite as qualitative turns, a loud and aggressive, but also consistently hard-hitting, name flip-lit and raucous with the heat Bad Newz takes the first two rounds of this competitive 3-rounder for the win, before a cleaner flowing, punchline-lit and steadily fiery Boze took the 3rd.

Verdict: Bad Newz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Bad Newz – “You getting damaged, all 3 rounds you getting vanished, ‘cuz I keep the stick and light up any card I touch better than Gambit!

Loso defeats Cali Smoov

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Recap: Relying on a gang of rigid name flips, well-lit Christian prophecies and a bunch of blistering personals to the point of even exposing the lies surrounding his opponent’s music career, an aggressive and dogmatic Loso handily beats back the ever passionate and righteous, but topsy-turvy yarns of Cali Smoov.

Verdict: Loso (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Loso – “You got beat up in Hawaii, don’t punch me please, but that’s like getting robbed at Disneyworld or stabbed at Chuck E. Cheese!”

Chef Trez defeats Jajo

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Recap: Showing off his funny bone amongst a boatload of fiery gun bars, persistent mayhem, mocking personals, dope rebuttals and gritty punchlines, Chef Trez scores a 30 in this IMBL battle against a solid and witty at times, but flawed when it came to punches, Jajo.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Show him the small clip, it’s a sneak peek, gun under his chin, separate everything, it’s a neat freak, I press the button, push everything to the top…it’s a retweet!”

Ave defeats Fonz

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Recap: Boastful barbs, hard-hitting punches, fiery gun bars and fierce name flips/personals aside, it’s a returning-to-the-scene Ave’s dope/metaphor-lit father/son, vet/rookie angle in the deciding 3rd round that edges what was another fire round from Fonz and that in turn earns the Norfolk, VA, vet the win here in this competitive 3-rounder from URL’s Born Legacy 11.

Verdict: Ave (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ave – “You get my drift, it’s not that I don’t honor shit you do, but Smack and them kept us distant that’s why our bond just never grew, you know how hard that is to view?, boy that shit gave me an Ultimate Madness, that why when I say was torn, I meant from you!”

Chef Trez defeats E. Ness

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Recap: Close 1-rounder from The Battle Academy between Chef Trez and E. Ness is lit with boastful zingers, fiery 4-bar-set-ups, rigid gun bars, piercing name flips and gripping/witty punchlines. And while the old-school performing/beat-friendly stylings of Ness made for a solid show, a couple of more haymakers and a paid of dope rebuttals by Trez gets the Chef a win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “But this the wrong match, I’m a show you that fame is boring, y’all seen me put Smack down and still be a legend killer…I’m Randy Orton!”

Biggs Da Proof defeats Jade

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Recap: Nice, punch-heavy at times and condensed turn by Jade. But in this 1-rounder from Showtime Battle League, Biggs Da Proof’s brazen performance bars, piercing punchlines and witty darts prove to be too much for Jade and gives Proof the win.

Verdict: Biggs Da Proof (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Biggs Da Proof – “Fucking with me, you gonna meet your doom, club in the head…like the Boom Boom room!”

Mackk Myron defeats Tony Nova

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Recap: In this fiery 1-rounder from The Rap Committee, Tony Nova spouts a solid showing via some hard-hitting punchlines and plenty of gritty street semantics. However, a performance-heavy Mackk Myron lit with witty personals surrounding his opponent’s vacuum skills, plenty of boastful barbs and spicy 4-bar setups/wordplay/punchlines turns out too hard to beat, in turn receiving the win.

Verdict: Mackk Myron (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Mackk Myron – “A fanbase like You Never Gonna Get It like you went En Vogue!”

Real Deal defeats Pathogenic

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Recap: Xmas holiday special Covid video battle from Smoked Out Battles between Real Deal and Pathogenic contains plenty of mayhem-rich punches from both battlers, despite the normally joyous day. On the flip side however, a more personal-savvy, witty and name flip-lit Deal lands more haymakers for the win.

Verdict: Real Deal (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Real Deal – “If he say he got the sweeper, it’s for elephant shit!”

Ratchet defeats B. Magic

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Recap: If you’re looking for one of those battles where a dude beats himself moreso than the opponent actually won, this is it as B. Magic’s lack of preparation comes to the forefront once again. This time it’s the St. Louis battler, after starting off with an extra crispy and punch-heavy beginning to his 1st round, succumbing to a choke before unleashing a mostly subpar turn and getting edged in the 2nd round to lose the battle against an opponent, Ratchet, who while dishing some hot bars here and there, for the most part was drenched in a gang of pedestrian lines throughout the battle. Ironically, with Ratchet already having the win in hand while barely keeping his head above water when it came to overall bar efficiency, he’d choke away his 3rd round, thus losing any chance of telling his grandkids that he once 30’d B. Magic.

Verdict: Ratchet (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ratchet – “The Drako will leave Magic hanging in the rafters like a retired jersey!”

Chef Trez defeats Real Name Brandon

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Recap: ATL’s Chef Trez visits the West-coast for a Riot Network battle against Real Name Brandon and for the most part doesn’t miss a beat, using a boatload of fiery gun bars, gritty set-ups/punchlines, some dope rebuttals and fierce wordplay to take both of the opening rounds for the win, before an top-to-that-point topsy-turvy RNB puts it all together with a stirring, punch-heavy and mayhem-dishing 3rd to avoid the 3-0.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Why you after me? I’ll put a glock to him, send shots to him, fuck it I’ll just box with him, we in Cali, you’ll get a hook like Nate, but in the end he gonna look like Robinson!”

O-Red and A. Ward [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Pretty solid matchup between O-Red and A. Ward on RBE ends up a draw as a more direct and punch-heavy Ward takes the 1st round before Red comes back with a more condensed and wordplay-lit 2nd to tie things up going into the final round. A competitive battle already featuring a bunch of gritty sports references, fierce double-entendre’s, religious (O-Red : “You fishy with that Bible, I said it Peter…now pop off!”) derision, witty personals and festive name flips, would spout more of the same in a 3rd round that was equally potent with enough haymakers on each side to force a debatable.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: A. Ward – “You picked the worst time, y’all had me meet [meat] Red on a rare plate?, this ain’t fair wait, I’m locked in, he Ricky Bobby, I’m Sidney Crosby, he think he fire, I’m a top Pen!”

O’fficial defeats Chetta

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Recap: In this close 1-rounder from The Smoke Room Battle League, Chetta makes quite an impression with a boatload of gritty gun bars, name flips and righteous punches. But a much more condensed and performance-lit O’fficial gets the edge here with a slightly more consistent barrage of piercing punchlines, raucous boasts and steely personals.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “You gonna either give a hook or take a hook, either way I’m dropping ’em, I’m asking you what treatment you want, the Nate Dogg or the Nate Robinson!”

Quis defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Consistently hitting with a barrage of fiery gun bars, piercing punchlines, stinging name flips and resident mayhem, Quis produces enough damage to upend a mostly solid, but not as steady and flow-challenged Kid Chaos in this 1-rounder from The War Room Battle League.

Verdict: Quis (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Kid got me pissed off…I stepped on a Lego!”

Jerry Wess defeats Arsonal da Rebel

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Recap: Hopefully, while we can usually appreciate Jerry Wess’ loves for gimmicks, walkie-talkie recordings won’t become a staple when it comes to the future of battle rap. That said, a solid battle between the usually crazy punchline-spitting Wess and the ever-brash Arsonal comes down to a spitfire 3rd round from Wess (a flexing/performance-heavy comeback considering how mediocre his 2nd was) as well as a topsy-turvy and elongated 1st round from da Rebel (who also didn’t come as hard with the disrespectful bars as we’re used to seeing) which gave Jerry the edge there too for the win.

Verdict:  Jerry Wess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jerry Wess – “The little .9 to his cranium, his wig gonna burst, I’ll put the baby [putts hand up like gun over Arsonal’s head] over this bitch like ‘my kids come first!'”

Goodz and Geechi Gotti [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Smack Volume 6 battle between Geechi Gotti and Goodz that outside of some dope rebuttals on both sides, goes down as expected: aggressive, competitive and well-executed when it came to preparation. Indeed, for all of Goodz talk of making money and living well outside of battle rap, Gotti countered with some scintillating (“I guess he always talking money ‘cuz he trying to speak in into existence!”) personals and righteous, business-minded moves of his own. Then too, Geechi’s penchant for gang-related themes in his raps were handled deftly by Goodz’s resident nonchalance and witty punches. Add to the mix a bunch of vet talk, boastful barbs and spicy breakdowns/punchlines from Goodz as well as a gang of rigid gun lines, piercing schemes and gloating chatter from Gotti and you’re left with a fire battle that was too close to call in each of the 3 rounds.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Goodz – “Every battle the same shit, somethin’ about his man death, nigga, you done lost so many friends I’m surprised you got friends left!”

Ill Will defeats Danny Myers

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Recap: In a competitive and rambunctious battle littered with fiery punchlines/4-bar setups, swirling mayhem, rigid gun bars, piercing personals and boastful barbs, after the two split the first couple of rounds, a sublime ‘inter-sexting universe’ scheme (a crazy dope flip on Danny Myers noted  ‘Parallel Universe’ bars) by Ill Will in the 3rd round allows Will to take the deciding round for the win.

Verdict: Ill Will (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ill Will – “Acting fearless, knowing I done scared more nigga’s than court dates!”

Chilla Jones defeats B. Dot

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Recap: Granted, the B. Dot/Loaded Lux comparisons and the Chilla Jones = nerd disses have all been heard and run into the ground aplenty and thus shouldn’t take away from what was a pretty intense at times and mostly competitive battle between Dot and Jones. That said, this bout was simply a matter of Jones just out-punching his opponent in each round. Finessing repeatedly with the heat, wordplay-lit, scheme-heavy, self-deprecating at times and scoring with some earth-scorching personals, in this 3-rounder from Smack Volume 6, Chilla was just well…Chilla, all the while taking advantage of a B. Dot while still delivering 3 pretty solid turns, struggled a bit with his flow, wasn’t as consistently illuminating with his punches as we’re used to seeing and frankly speaking, seemed to take this battle a little too personal (that Nunu Nellz jump-in didn’t qualify at all), like he had a grudge.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “A real Black leader should be keeping us out of prison, your name Dot, how about you try and teach us how to stop a sentence?!”

K-Shine defeats Pat Stay

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Recap: In this long-awaited, Smack Volume 6 battle between K-Shine and Pat Stay, the usually gritty Shine does a solid, 3rd-round impression of his opponent but wouldn’t need it (or the final round race angles) as beforehand a performance-heavy Shine, helped by a witty at times, but less prepared Pat, would use a boatload of fiery gun bars, well-executed punchlines (esp. in a sublime round 2) and righteous set-ups to handily take the opening rounds for the win.

Verdict: K-Shine (W) 2-1

Favorite line: K-Shine – “I knew you would come here talking about your size, that shit is gay, [switches voice to do Pat impression] ‘I’m 6-7, 200 and something pounds’…sounds like you looking for a date!”

Real Deal defeats Beretta Broke

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Recap: That “Day one’s/February 29th nigga’s” line by Beretta Broke was fire. But with a huge slip-up near the end of his turn and nothing much to offer besides some witty barbs and a hitting punchline here and there, a consistently punch-heavy, scholastic with the bars and rebuttal-lit Real Deal is able to handily beat back Beretta to get the win in this 1-rounder from No Coast Raps.

Verdict: Real Deal (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Real Deal – “Everyone think they a beast…till they meet Booker T!”

Kid Chaos defeats Danja Zone

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Recap: Danja Zone’s rapid, ‘jewels within the jewels’ style of rap often works when he’s a little more direct with his punches and wordplay. And ironically, here in this URL 3-rounder against Kid Chaos, Zone’s best round would be his 3rd as he assuaged the crowd with boastful barbs, more direct punches and some sizzling play on words instead of the topsy-turvy hijinks he was spitting in the previous rounds. But speaking of Chaos, the South Carolina rapper just continues to shine, putting on another stellar show of festive verbal gymnastics, more direct/witty/hitting personals (esp. during round 3), piercing schemes and crowd-pleasing punchlines/gun bars to take both round 1 and 2 for the win.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “This shit a Bigg K, shit’ll go through Zone like a trick play!”

Jimz defeats Your Honor

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Recap: A returning-to-battle-rap Jimz and Your Honor face off in a set-up lit and highly-entertaining at first, but then more subdued 3-rounder for URL. And thanks in part to Your Honor being less steady with his punches and a bit flow-challenged in the latter (after an outstanding, but debatable 1st round) rounds, but also Jimz’s less predictable and hitting personals/wordplay, witty barbs and righteous screeds/punchlines, it’s a solid win for Mr. Stop Being Dirty.

Verdict: Jimz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jimz – “Who are you to talk about me getting sucker-punched?, that happened because I’m a one-on-one veteran, so they sneakin’ [sneak in] Jimz [gyms] like they can’t afford a membership!”

Mr. Biggz defeats Th3 Saga

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Recap: Strong showings by both Mr. Biggz and a name flip-friendly and righteous Th3 Saga in this fierce 1-rounder from The Rap Committee. But with a slightly more consistently spicy punch/wordplay-game, some aggressive trap talk, a steadier flow, dismissive religious chatter and a gang of mayhem-rich 4-bar setups/gun bars, it’s Mr. Biggz who ends up edging this one in the end.

Verdict: Mr. Biggz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Mr. Biggz – “This ratchet I carry bring nigga’s a lot of pain, prom pic, I’ll put a couple in his frame!”

Chef Trez defeats Kidd Galxc

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Recap: From Zoo Battle League, before giving way to some dope freestyles in round 3 just to show off the arsenal, Chef Trez uses a boatload of fiery gun bars and stinging set-ups/punchlines to easily beat back an earnest-punching, but mostly pedestrian Kidd Galxc.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “But at the same time I’m too humble, low key I’m ready to smoke this Kidd…I’m the cool uncle!”

Jerry Wess defeats Danny Myers

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Recap: Impressing again with fiery punchline after punchline, but also adding a fierce scheme game to his arsenal, for the first couple of rounds here against Danny Myers, Jerry Wess effectively drops a hammer on his opponent all the while withstanding a barrage of piercing heat and solid personals from the Bar God. The ever-prolific Myers, battling once again on the big stage despite the challenging year that’s been 2020, did offer up a sublime 3rd round to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Jerry Wess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jerry Wess –  “All that drive, thinking 40 the new 20…till you get a speeding ticket!”

B. Dot defeats Holmzie Da God

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Recap: B. Dot pitches a shutout, but Holmzie Da God certainly made him earn it. In what was still a close affair with a boatload of similar themes unloaded from each side, Dot just did his opponent one better each step of the way. Indeed, the West-coast activist/battler just seemed prepared for anything Holmzie could throw at him, responding to screeds on supposedly only battling black battle rappers with a dope, truth-telling rebuttal, offering up a gang of scathing personals on mental health/bi-polarism that had to touch at Da God’s nerves, dishing boastful barbs throughout the bout, unleashing fire set-ups and proving that he can indeed rap with fierce wordplay, 4-bar setups, punches, a versatile cadence and crazy schemes all through this battle. And while Holmzie rapped with plenty of conviction and was aggressive, hard-hitting and personal-lit through most of the match, he would also suffer from one too many dry spots and elongated turns, thus assisting with Dot being able to take each round for the win.

Verdict: B. Dot (W) 3-0

Favorite line: B. Dot – “Have a seat, just not the throne, when the cig lit, I’m knocking off pigment, I’ll light you up…watch ya tone!”

Piranha defeats Rain

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Recap: From TakeOff Battle League, close 1-rounder with some dope name flips from an also gritty and aggressive Rain. But a slightly more versatile, gun bar/personal/punch-spicy, condensed and freestyle-spitting Piranha gets the edge here.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Piranha – “Eagle if he try to bang with me, dump this bitch like Vivica, then drop his bitch like Olivia…with the same 50!”

Jey The Nitewing defeats Th3 Saga

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Recap: A couple of questionable moves in this battle between Jey The Nitewing and Th3 Saga. For instance, it seemed pretty lazy for Nitewing to run with a dated theme and dedicate an entire round (the 3rd) to his opponent’s past masturbation habits (then too, it’d be hard pressed for anyone to do anything better then what Chilla Jones did when it comes to that subject). And Saga, who seems to be having an identity crisis what with the ‘Sensai’-semantics and a severe lack of Christian-laced bars in this battle, while also choosing to forego displaying more of his witty side, despite it working well for him early in the 2nd round (which he edged). That said, outside of a dope 1st round by Nitewing, overall this battle was pretty monotonous and that says a lot considering what we know these two are capable of. Still, give the punch-heavier Nitewing the 1st and 3rd rounds for the win.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “Backseat, you got the Trey [.3], if ain’t no getting out where I’m from!”

Rich Fetti defeats Murda

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Recap: From Bars Over Bricks Battle League, the bars were there, but for Murda so were the bricks (i.e. slip-ups) as in a 1-rounder littered with gritty punchlines, fierce name flips, piercing gun bars and rigid name flips/wordplay from both sides, the no missteps, cleaner-flowing Rich Fetti gets the win.

Verdict: Rich Fetti (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Rich Fetti – “Homocide on my mind, I instill murder!”

Bankhead defeats Chef Trez

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Recap: Not quite sure what happened here, but in a judged battle where the always excitable Bankhead kicked a boatload of pedestrian bars, the Cartel League vet still manages to dish enough spicy punches/name flips and pull off a minor upset by edging the first two rounds against a lackadaisical and perhaps worn out from battling too much Chef Trez in this bout from RBE. Ironically, when the Trez we all know finally did show up in round 3, while he still wasn’t at his rebuttal and gun-lit best, he’d win the final round anyway thanks in part to another underwhelming turn by his opponent.

Verdict: Bankhead (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Bankhead – “…what other fucking reason you think I’d be here talking to a Chef?…nigga I want you to know [click click] this mil [meal] nasty!”

Loso defeats Emerson Kennedy

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Recap: More direct with his punches/wordplay overall and fire with his angles/personals (esp. in the deciding round 3), Loso beats back a confident, boastful and hitting at times, but not as consistently spicy (or cogent) Emerson Kennedy in this URL Anniversary Event battle.

Verdict: Loso (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Loso – “Bro, you are a stepping stone, for rappers whose stock is low, but competes wit’ pressure, Smack sees them trying and literally gives them E for effort!”